Dragonball Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 OK - having had a small grumpy old man moment this morning - I attempted to send a complaint email (see below) How about adding to this in an attempt to create the perfect scathing complaint letter to a call centre based business Any examples? Customer Services I am not happy with the service you are providing... Firstly; I 'attempted' (for some 15 minutes I add) to ring through some two months ago in an attempt to contact you - of course to no avail as there is no-one answering telephone calls (silly me!) I therefore changed and amended all of my card details by post - received nothing back (not sure what I expected) - and today received an old card list from you. Second, the inability to get through on the telephone is ridiculous... Frankly if you have 'high volumes' of calls then EMPLOY MORE PEOPLE to answer them. Don't spin some line about cancelling card thefts...hang on I have an idea - why not create a separate department? Even better (I am on a role now!) why not call it 'the sales department'? Mmm...? It is patently obvious you are not going to do this as on-line registration costs you less money... So therefore make sure THIS works as... Thirdly; When trying to access on-line the account has apparently already been sent up - but I have no access codes?? Therefore unless you call me back and speak to me IN PERSON on ********I am cancelling my subscription and shall go to a competitor Rgds Paul Evans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Sky perchance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 "On a roll" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I thought that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1214653&postcount=7 Complaint letter.... done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1214653&postcount=7 Complaint letter.... done! I thought of that letter when I read this, thats more like it Gaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 On a serious note, I can't actually tell what you are complaining about. You need to state your case with facts and dates at the opening. Write it as if you were communicating with an absolute retard, which you no doubt will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Write it as if you were communicating with an absolute retard, which you no doubt will be. We should adopt that on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonball Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 On a serious note, I can't actually tell what you are complaining about. You need to state your case with facts and dates at the opening. Write it as if you were communicating with an absolute retard, which you no doubt will be. Thanks but all that in the header and other details etc (together with the spell check on roll ) Love the other one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Not getting good service, Paul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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