_Shane_ Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 hope ye like it A scouser walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullsh*ttin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Great gag! But why would a scouser claim "welfare" and not dole or jobseekers allowance. Also why would you pay him in dollars.... Me thinks this joke used to ne American but I could be wrong...LOL!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Great gag! But why would a scouser claim "welfare" and not dole or jobseekers allowance. Also why would you pay him in dollars.... Me thinks this joke used to ne American but I could be wrong...LOL!! H. Good one Havard: Joke analysis mod ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=99888&highlight=welfare I'm sorry! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Oldest joke ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Here it is from 2005 : http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?p=636957&highlight=repost#post636957 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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