ellis Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 If a tree falls in the woods and there is no-one there to hear it, does it make a noise??? Discuss!!! I refer you to Rant No. 26 of my first series!! 26. People who ask "If a tree falls in a forest and there's no-one there to see it, does it make a noise". Of course it does you fu*kwit. Now stop asking that fu*king question, stop talking to me, get a haircut, get a job and fu*k the hell off. Or another question... If I smack you in the face with a bat and there's no-one there to see it, will it hurt?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 If I smack you in the face with a bat and there's no-one there to see it, will it hurt?! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tannhauser Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 If I smack you in the face with a bat and there's no-one there to see it, will it hurt?! Depends on the species. "Hulk no like Zen coans! Hulk smash!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Interviewer: Sir Paul, do you think you will ever go down on one knee again? Paul McCartney: I prefer if you refer to her as 'Heather' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 Or another question... If I smack you in the face with a bat and there's no-one there to see it, will it hurt?! Well actually there would be two people there to see it. The person wielding the bat and the person receiving the bat to the face. So yes I guess it would hurt even if it were say a polystyrene bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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