jamesmark Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 The trips to the loo. The coat sharing and now, skirts! The trips to the loo were special ok, just leave it!!!!! As for the coat, he was cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I have ordered a Kilt for next Friday, only ever hired one before. I will come in it . Ah, the feel of wool against bell-end. I remember it well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Ah, the feel of wool against bell-end. I remember it well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 But in this weather? I don't think it'll hang that low... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 But in this weather? I don't think it'll hang that low... It hangs just below knee level, I have a belt that holds it up too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 It hangs just below knee level, I have a belt that holds it up too. That's the trouble with drinking too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 That's the trouble with drinking too much. Tell me about it, I never made the manboobs top ten though. Must try harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Kilts were invented so you could sneak up behind a sheep and not have the sound of a fly being unzipped scaring them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Kilts were invented so you could sneak up behind a sheep and not have the sound of a fly being unzipped scaring them off. Easy access!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Wipe todger clean, grasp hem and rotate to a clean bit. Brilliant design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Wipe todger clean, grasp hem and rotate to a clean bit. Brilliant design. And a Sporran to help keep it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 That's to keep the sheep dip in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 There you go Darren It's a fabulous read. http://sellotape.henkel-online.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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