Bubbly Bozo

Phew! I thought brains were few and far between in here ;-)

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Quite right to!

lol!

I wanted an MGF but I changed my mind coz everyone has one! Cum on..give me some suggestions..show me your game..

Right on! Give me some stimulation!

I agree, what do you think of the Celica? A bit more user friendly?

Urrmmm u saying I've never drove one b4! Dumbass!

Most of us would agree that first time drivers should go for a supra - lol

Thank you for your KIND reply - xxxxx

U MISRABLE SAD INDIVIDUAL - OH AND BY THE WAY MY DAD DRIVES THE CAR SO UP y&&%s

If i have to repeat myself again....

WHO SAID I WAS BLAIMING THE INSTRUCTORS! YOU SHOULD READ THE WHOLE OF THIS THREAD!

WHAT A TOSSER YOU ARE SON

I don't mean to sound rude but I am totally capable of driving a vehicle and am very safe on the road. Ask anyone who is currently trying to pass their test and they'll tell you exactly as I am. THERES TOO MANY CARS ON THE ROAD THERES TOO MUCH POLLUTION THEY MAKE LOTS OF MONEY OFF FAILING PEOPLE IF EVERYBODY ON THE ROAD NOW WHO PASSES YEARS AGO THEY WOULDNT HAVE A CAT IN HELL'S CHANCE OF PASSING NOW

Thanks ur right but you know whats it like when it's your first baby

I've laready passed the COMPUTER THEORY TEST so (pump)

MMMMM interesting condidering the test had become more stricter the past 3 years - mmm

lol - i was putting on an indian accent ya spoons!

Talk 2 the hand

I'm not racist or anything but i was havinga really stressfull day and this Indian calling on behalf of Tel 2 jabbered on about how I cud save money so in a pissed off tone I goes "what one ninety nine? ba ding ba ding really?" - He hung Up

However i do take full responsibility for failing on a couple of tests: The first examination I got asked to do a reverse park into a bay, so there i was all shakey not really knowing what to expect and nerves just hit in I'm afraid. Missed the lines by a mile and then like an idiot drove forward about 1 metre and couldn't quite in time position myself between the lines, so that was that! Instant fail! The 2nd test thought i'd passed The 3rd test failed for not making enough progress (going about 2 miles below 30mph) The 4th test thought i'd passed but got 1 serious because of some fool who decided to do a U-Turn round a mini roundabout! So! My fault! Well in the examiners words "I have had to mark you down for this I'm afraid as YOU have to be aware that people may do this on mini roundabouts! Thanks a f&&%%kin lot u weeny little man sat there in ya greasy 4x4! The 5th test was taken on a Monday morning at 8:40am (not at my most alert) - everything was going fine until I got asked to do a turn in the road - I looked to the right - MY GOD! what a narrow road! I was then wishing I had pulled up closer to the kerb for an increased hope of getting through this - So there I go - round we go, opps better stop, ok everything's fine, reverse back, shit what have i done, oh well had enough - as I steered right to leave the manover I let out a huge yawn and bumped the kerb. So that was that - FAILED! And the last test, as you know i drove passed a stationary vehicle TOO FUCKIN CLOSE! I didn't hit it, no one was in the bloody car - Oh don't start me on this - Good Bye xxx

No I didn't have a ruler! It's a conspiracy to possibly get more money outta me! Thanks, hopefully 7th time lucky eh!

Moi! De Ja Nae on publike transportaey? R u havin a larrfff?

EXCUSE ME! Is is fair to fail a driving test for going 2mm too close to a parked car! SHUT IT!