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Yo Keith me 'ol makka .. did u get yer lift ok that nite ? Well, a day trip really doesnt exceed the 100 tops with Fuel etc.. add a bit more for the Hotel nite since we are stayin' over nite this time Depending on wot u 'd b doin' over there

Kris baby .. Mid July is the latest.. coz anytime after that we are looking at stupid time really. This is why for the end August trip we'll head for the South.. Marseille (not for too long there about 2 hours) otherwise we'll come back on the TGV ..then NICE, CANES, St TROPEZ..

' Eeeellllll ooooo my Old Boring British Chumz .. Ok .. The cry for the next Invasion is so loud ... n' yes my Text message borad is full ... OK.. it's happening. The only Dilema is so far very much date related. Greensupra our own camera man n' producer won't be able to make the 05/07 .. Roy the dodger can't make the 12/07 ... So, the quicker u boyz agree on it the better ! we could get on 'n book 'n all that. THE DATES R : Sat 05/07/03 Or Sat 12/07/03 My personal prefference is the 12/07. Also, there is the issue of being tired at the end of the day ! (NOT ME BY THE WAY.. hehehe) well, we could do it this way then : We leave at around Lunch time between 12:00 - 14:00 then come back the next day around early evening like 17:00 - 19:00 Howzat grab u lot ? The plan iz.. get to Boulogne for the evening .. meal .. beer and get this ! Bars r open late Then during the day we could bugger off to our major fan town were the fans r waiting for the NEON show CALAIS .. to spend the afternoon dossing n' of course showing our cars to the 15 / 16 year old girlz who wanna marry us for the Supraz There will be a Smaggglin' session of course ( Fags, booz etc.. ) The krime organizaa for that is Pete ..so u'll have to c wiv him. Talk To me SMAGGLAZ

WOT IZ GOIN ON 'ERE ? PETE STOP TEEZIN' THESE HORNY BAGGGAZ BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT WOSS GOTTEN INTO U LOT ? I thought u were all a well behaved bunch Leave Pete alone u sad bunch of Marmite minorz .. he's pulling yer leg n' u fell for it. Cuba, I think Doug is right ! no wheel changin this time I was begging for a spare passenger seat for MFS (Marco) for the last 3 weeks ! no one offered .. DOH ! Now, suddenly everyone is ditching their belongings including the girlfriends for Pete's daughter

Roy .. well deffo go for the end of July as it will be our last chance enjoyin' the Sun in the region. but, we'll have to do 1 by the end of June ..just to keep the Tradition going As for the south of France it is better to do it end of August / early September ..still nice n' warm but less flies around:looney: Ash n' Sky .. have abondand us for the Benjamins Shame ...shame... Pete, don't listen too to Roy.. about the Pious man thing I 'm friends with T/blair u c .. u can trust me

Simon, u r becoming a Skywater or better still Ashley .. missing all these meets How about the 05/07 then ? Regular smagglaazzzz ...talk to me if this sounds good .. as u know how these things take a little effort to organise. eeeeeezy now

A genkkleman ? u ? beheyve ... u r worse than Ashley Dave.. yes me 'ol makkka .. I'm for the south .. but lets do that in the end of August / first week of September most the plonkerz wud 've gone back home n' prices for Euroskkuttle wud be way less / HoTels ets.. ahh .. i didn't think i 'd get any response for that 1 .. apart from some mad cow desease Simon Greesupra n' Kris Trd3000gt Talk to me M8 ...

Pete me 'ol maakkkkaaaz Glad to know u recovered well Thanks for the nice words 'n yes the eggs were runny .. coz u have asked for them runnny u silly bugga.. U all welcome to my house anytime ! I will deffo get a free house next time. I usually do, but recently me ol' dear is just visiting til August. Pete, u mentioned yer daughter to this lot I wudn't trust this with a Dodgy Kebab shop that sells Donkey's meat ! let alone a daughter, especially that Chris /Trd3000gt.. Yes the camarderie was amazing ! The group photo shoot is somink we were all silly not to think of .. but blame it on Simon the camera man ! We are doing a photo shoot on the 15th if u r interested ..? West London way... otherwise there 'll be the next trip to Boulogne West France then of cousre our big fan club which repeatedly asked us to come back very soon ... called Calais. The next time we should stay over night then get back on Sunday afternoon .. i think we were all dead when we got back. Possibly the second week of July which give us 4-5 weeks to get ready.. is that cool with everyone ? I personnaly prefer the last week of June but we'll c. Last nite I had Snowman n' Rich the other camera man 'n interviewer + Trd3000gt n' Simon Greensupra.. around for a bit of editing but tonite i'm heading for Simon's place to get more done. Cheeeeerz for comin' with Pete & Steff.. please hide yer daughter from these Weapons of Mass Destruction the likes of Trd3000, Thorin etc..

Thought of that when i got me N/A 31/12 coz it was really in good nick, genuine low mileage (checked) etc.. Thought of putting a single GReddy Turbo etc.. but what u gain in power is not what could get in a TT stock ! So, depending of what this guy's story is ... it could be somink that came for free or a very very cheap deal so .. can't blame him for trying tho'

We working on it Marco.. is gonna be a good job man.. it might take a good week or 2 to finish everything but it will somink to keep. Peter .. good to hear from u i begun to wonder what had happened to u 2.

Oh Baggggggaaahhhh ! Si .. Melted Tuna ? well .. we'll c .. Ok then .. we'll have some good snackin' whilst we r cutting n' editing ..

Doh ! thats Julia's day ..Doh .. oh ..si do u wanna ask 'er if she fancy's a sh**..oops sorry .. if she fancies coming along ? for the vid night ..then i wud give 'er A LIFT home

Bonjour Ladies.. Snowman, it's ok about Wednesday.. we could do it later in the week. Simon, can u phone me when u get up so we plan somink.. like a contengency plan for this editing bit ! Yer nefew ? woss dis another U Ali ? .... u gotta have 'em i suppose No offence Uzzzi M8.. Welcome on board Corsa..

Right thats it ..Si u 'r off the pikchaaaaah u buuuaaaagggggaaaa

I hope u r talking about Cameraz here

eeeeeezzzzzzzyyyyy ... u r talkin to an Asylum Sneeeeeeeaaaaakahhhhh ... No worries... i can. Buy the way ..Costas ... u asked for a copy of my CD .. sorry mate forgot .. had in the car as well.. we'll give it u on Friday not me best but it'll do u for now .. all the good ones r gone ... But u 'll love the chooonz ! Si, i 'll give u a copy on Wednesday

I promise u boyz we' ll do a great job .. u 'll be proud of it to yer nippaaaaz in the fuuuuuutahhhh ther is no dosh involved or anything we will buy the Blank VHS for eveyone n' just we pay for it together as usual.. may be 2 / 3 squid or somink or if u have a spare VHS then fine u sorted ! eeeeezzzzzzzzzyyyyy

Miilyy wot ? ow.. cmon.. boyz i'm payin' for that at Airports as it is The Chinese lookin' gal (immigration officer ) at Heathrow last week checked me out out of 7 dodgy looking people in front of me ! none of' em was asked to show their passports I was tempted to shout " Kinp Prawn fried rice n' prawn crackkkaz pleeez" or .. ask to check 'er Passport just to c if she is not an asylum Sneakkkaaaah stylin it at Heathrow.... just to give 'er a taste of her own crap. Si, u'r alive ! we were up watchin the movie til past 02:30 am:eek: We need a copy of Snowman's footage ASAP coz me n' SI r about to do the editing this week at my house all welcome .. Pizza feast or somink.. if u wanna have an input to what stays or goes.. eeeeeezzzzzzzyyyyy now

Raoul That was funny man .. yeah ..deffo next time we try to change direction and head for WEST Boulogne.. supposed to be nice ! Snowman ...that photo of passport ! can I bribe u to destroy it? bugggggaaaz .. i'm gonna get the piss taken outta me no end now make sure Ashley doesn't c it otherwise he's got 1 up on me then Roy.. Help me man..

Paul E & jacqui .. i didn't know u were such a cultured Banana ! I was impressed ! definately 1 up in me league table there ..hehehe... say hello to the missus for me .. she was a great lafff too ... Actually ... all the ladiez were really fun .. joinin' with the boyz n' not being tarts like ASHley sometimes ... I knew what wud happene in Calais, I wanted to keep it til last .. then I started 'em off with the pop up bonnet ting .. revs .. n' all dat ... then the rest was a movie ! Forget the Fast n' Furious.. this is 2 FAST FOR THE CURIOUS ROY wot can I say .. u were at the expected level me bredren .. nothing less ! I wud love to thank all for answerin ' my call n' share this much fun that me n' SImon tasted few weeks back ! Next time we will try Boulogne etc.. the west side of France ..how does that grab ya ? The only hick with these things is ,,, the weather ! it's gotta be in the summer period otherwise u need to buy boats if u wanna do the krrozin .. it rains like nobody's business there ! BTW, the fact that the group got on like fire is a clue of what i was trying to do .. reach out for more friends. I was happy to do the big meets n' all that... but they r so far apart ! months to wait .. then u miss it coz u had to do somink somewhere !oh buggggaaa For some reason those big meets felt like too many people standing around .. talking to the ones they know or saying just a quick hello to each other ! n' when u join a group sometimes they look at u as if to say " R u gay ? " So, the smaller convoyz can bring people really close chat n' laff. also most importantly there is a big chance of becoming good CHUMS like my friend SKYWATER sayz ...hehehe... Well, to tell u the truth, i wasn't surprised at the fact that we all got on very well n' bonded like we knew each for donkeyz .. n that made me very happy .. Ohh ..don't worry about the hug thing .. it 's a meditterranean thing.. it gets worse we do all the kisses as well down there ! so count yerselves lucky that no snogging between the boyz gone on in the Tunnel don't tell ASH ..he might get all excited !

Be still, Be still...Babylonianz.. Da Suprianz are here Well, All praises go to the Mighty 1 for letting us have the nicest of the days weather wise n' problems free Then, all big ups go to the attendees .. u have no idea how proud n' happy I was for the fact that u lot have answered my call and actually trusted me with yer day out (bloody foolz).. Pete & Steff top Smaglaz of the convoy .. cigarettes & all that ..hehehehe.. respect for yer determination after that bugger hit ya beast . I could recomend RX7's again, but no .. they stole the show at some point ..being bitter n' twisted like Ashley Willis ... i will not have 'em with us again ! O' course if u believe that then u been listening to Tony Blair for too long My people, u were all fat ! i want u on the next trip pleeeeeez ! Respect to Dave R for his sproty reaction to his cracked bumper.. respec for that M8 big time. Nigel, Tareeek " Assalamu alaikum my bortherz " r we gonna c u again ? i hope so. Raoul, the next one will be shceduled for the end of June. So, hopefully yer supe n' Simon's r ready by then.. I wanna c a battle .. Fastiznice-kris Trd3000- Raoul Costas... man fat car, fat turn out .. style as usual.. Snowman.. wot can I say ... forrrrget the delay .. didn't cause us any dammage really.. The Wycomb lot, u done us pride in every way... Rich (snowman's passenger n' Trempelin vandal ) m8.. u got the job for the interviews next time .. it's been decided by the production lot.. they thought u had the face for it so .. wa ya say man ? this is no joke BTW. Kris .. i haven't forgotten u baby .. u r like an ATTENTION SEEKIN MISSILE ...HEHEHEHEHE love u really .. good fun kroozaaa with yer bro' doing fine baby... but i hated u when u didn't burn off that scooby ! i really did ! i wished i had me RED Skin INDIAN TT to fart in his face ! Also, u r useless in confirming if anyone iz missin from the convoy ... hehehehee To be continued ....

I should be very surprised if u weren't

wot a nob ? sorrry M8 .. no worries next time we'll organise it yer way ..hehehehehe the vid ..u 'll be very happy to c it trust me .. it's gonna be a good compilation of all kroozez .. with tunes and proper production on it. howzat grab u ?