Firstly... my forum name is S44M, not S33M... take a leaf out of your own book and read more carefully before posting
Secondly, Being a "newb" has absolutely nothing to do with it what so ever.
Thirdly, When requesting free items that require other people to go out of their way for you, no matter how annoyed you get with what they post, you would bite your lip, keep your opinion to yourself, and answer the questions your are asked.
Please bare in mine, if it wasn't for people like us, your little world record would go absolutely no where.
Personally, if i was trying to blag free stuff out of strangers, i would kiss as many ass's as i could. Not insult them.
I doubt very much any of us are going to help you just to get our name is the world records, its not difficult to achieve a world record, and if we really wanted to do so, then we would have done by now. Members on here are very close, and constantly willing to help others out. If you rub them up the wrong way, prepare for the worst.