MisterSheen

Datsun 240Z, running a small block Chevy Mk1 RX-7 Toyota Celica ST & GT Toyota Supra MK3

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat,but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently. 'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. 'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move' 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?' 'No, You had your chance. Lights out.' Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....' 'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??' ' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!' Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....' 'WHAT!' 'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?' 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?' The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'' 4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?' The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. 'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.' A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: 'The big sissy.' 5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon.All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the minister leaned over and said, 'That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?' The little girl replied, directly into the minister's clip-on microphone, 'Yes, and my Mum says it's a ***** to iron.' 6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!' I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.' 'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bum?' 7. A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine....' His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?' The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my maths homework, Mum.' 'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked 'Yes,' he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you teaching my son in maths?' The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.' The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?' After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.' 8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, '.... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!' The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think that farmer said?' One little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he said: 'Holy ****! A talking chicken!'' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. 9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter.' Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane Sugarbrown.' The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?' She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.' 10. A little girl asked her mother, 'Can I go outside and play with the boys?' Her mother replied, 'No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough.' The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?' 11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake The barber says to her, 'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin.' She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'

25 mins for me, plus a 14 hour flight

Bid to win - go on, you know you want to! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270220457126

I think Jap Performance magazine has it scheduled as April 27th

http://www.metal-monkey.co.uk/cgi-local/sh000002.pl?REFPAGE=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2emetal%2dmonkey%2eco%2euk%2facatalog%2fsearch%2ehtml&WD=heater%20supra&PN=Supra%2ehtml%23a217#a217 Fifth piccie down.........

Sorry to hear that mate - I'll keep my bargepole well away from them

No joy with andyhannah, and the Whifbitz site does not have it listed anyone else?

even the logbook shows it as 9999cc - WTF!

oops , did I miss something here?

he he he

Thanks Hoff, I'll add Whifbitz to the list I'd rather keep inland if possible, as I don't want to chance my arm at risking in-transit damage from abroad

I would Col, but I need some money for my trip to Moscow

No, but will do now - thanks!

Indeed, KR's website price has it showing at £395, but I have nothing to compare it to, apart from Ebay As you say, another trader gains

Not their policy anymore , supply/fit/paint only I've already used GVN in the past, so I'd rather stick with them to do the work, just need to source a decent copy

This silence is deafening.......... Anyone?

Really directed at anyone who has one already fitted I'm trying to locate a decent copy and won't approach Ebay unless someone reassures me with any particular trader on there Knightracer can supply, but only as fitting/paint added to it Any pointers , along with a cost? Thanks MrS

Racing Hart CX-R alloys (F 9 x 19, R 10 x 19) Goodyear F1 tyres (F 235/35/19, R 275/30/19) 2.6K(£) total

Emin - drop me a response to my pm please

Same here, and quite wise

You'd make a mint round my area - police are usually too busy elsewhere like filling their mouths with donuts or burgers