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Now, pop down the shop and buy me a ticket mate?

Wait a minute...

 

If I win ... I'll not change, I'll still be a p***k

 

Edit: This house is my first purchase

Nice choice Johnny - but I've noticed the Energy Efficiency is only a Cat D - Still, you'd probably still have enough change to run it

In addition to my Sunseeker Yacht, I'd probably buy somewhere like this, you know just for the week-end

http://uk.luxuryretreats.com/villa.aspx?villa=107693#pics

If I win I'll buy your caravan

You're a good man

They say that playing the lottery is a tax on the stupid.

Ladies & gentlemen, you have about 75 minutes left to play for the £89,000,000 prize.

I'd just like to add that I'm also greedy as well as somewhat stupid/delusional - For instance, mentally I have already spent some of the money, don't we all?

I'll probably need a word with Ewen regarding the recommendation & purchase of a rather large boat

If you win, I simply ask for a very reasonable renumeration of 12.5% A reminders fee if you will

Good luck.

Losers.

I'm sure that's slightly over the speed limit for towing isn't it????

I think it's only 3 times over teh limit.

I've had words with him, but off he goes with his big heavy right foot. No really. He's just got an oversized foot - size of a flipper.

I was considering a tow bar for the Supe so I could move garden waste etc.... cos there's no chance all that rotten wood and stuff is going in the boot

 

Never did it tho..... just used the Mrs' car when she was away

 

The Supe is big enough and powerful enough to tow, and it would certainly suprise a few to be overtaken at ???? leptons by a caravan combo

Indeed, my dad often used to borrow my Supe to tow his caravan. He could be seen doing around 150mph between J17 & 18 on the M25 on a regular basis.

Someone mention caravans?

The good news is there is now a price reduction. My parents have decided that £1695 is even better value.

In addition, the caravan is now up for sale on autotrader: http://www.autotrader.co.uk

Click on "Motorhomes & Caravans" tab

For Make type in "Swift"

for Model "Challenger"

Price "up to £2000" - you'll recognise the photos etc (and it's £1695 price tag)

How's that? Is it illegal?

No PM on it's way.

Just found some storage places, all seem to charge £300pa.

Well I can think of a way to get you your first year of storage nearly free PM me if you like

We need a caravan and that one is jolly nice. We now have a truck to pull it with as well.

 

But alas, nowhere to keep it. If it was outside the house it'd be broken into and the loo seat nicked within 10 minutes!!

Where do people put caravans if they've not got a drive or garage or anything?

Shame

My folks have always had the benefit of a front lawn (in the photos) I heard of a man, up north somewhere who charges £200 per year for you to leave the van on his land. You can go and get it as you need it etc. I know he has 800 of them.

There must be these caravan carparks all over the place.

So perhaps a quick internet search etc..may help

"Caravan storage- Hampshire" etc..

Friday lunch time bump.

It's gonna be hot hot hot this summer.

Forget Spain, forget Greece - Think England! Ok maybe France, pehaps Spain the more I think about this. Think - buy this caravan. It's Jolly nice.

Quite a business to be had cutting up old beaded seat covers and selling them on as 'toys' on ebay

 

And as they're wooden they appeal to the wholemeal-jumper-wearing-veggie-save-the-whale brigade too

What a life you live Kranz, public servant by day - specialist bead merchant by night

Beads????

Please tell me that's not from your private collection of seat covers?

I wouldn't go as far as to say all Taxi drivers are gay

Which brings us nicely on to Skyline owners

Edit: Balls. Double post. Pardoning me. Pardoning you.

Fu#king Gay!

Quite.

I was envisaging a little old lady in an old mini clubman, but I'm sure some homosexuals may well be notorious users of the beaded device in question

Err...yes I do!

*Cancels order from halfords catalogue*

Oh.... and it goes for people with cushions, tartan picnic rugs, or a couple of hundredweight of cuddly toys on the rear shelf too

What's your view on drivers who have the beaded massage bead things dangled over their seats?

What about the 3 parking spaces car protection technique?

Ah good man

How could I forget my award winning 3 space easypark method of parking easily in car parks where parking isn't always easy.

Thats a first from you isn't it!

Yup

Nah the slot for ps3 is too small:p

He didn't inadvertently get hold of one your Anne Summers party items did he?

Great plan, didn't you have a patent pending for something also?

Apart from my new all in one banana wig 'n' cape combo, I can't think of anything

Perhaps Scott could patent his gravity feed ejection system and go on Dragons' Den or something?

ha, I was thinking just that, although I was thinking Michael Foot.. Damn these night shifts..

Mr Foot's weather knowledge at best was poor. Still, Michael Flatley knew even less.

Could be embarassing scanning it at the check-out.