bigcol

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aMlCeWzPZzQ&feature=related probably a re-post but still PMSL

im pretty sure any way to die is not really orgasmic

classic

i give up :cry:

i think we should have a curry night:p

mmm my thoughts exactly:d

BA are good but bloody expensive, try emerites or quatar airways. or even cathay pacific

looks like a klingon's forehead:d

depends what mobile phone it is

Amy Winehouse is a great performer when she is on form, we all have our bad days (her more than most) but she has a great vocal talent and live she really pulls a few surprises, lets face it how many artists can sing live and still sound like they do on cd? not many. I wish she could sort her life out and get straight as then you would see the real performer not just a tabloid press scapegoat. she should have gone to rehab but she said no no no:d much better than chavvy allen and kate "i want to be a lilly allen clone dressed in burberry" nash:d

or you could get a flight to Kos and go stay with C.J :p

we lived in lanzarote and owned a bar up to 2006, its like a ghost town, no-one hardly goes there due to the prices (you can get a last minute deal cheap enough), Puerto del Carmen used to be the best place but its gone really downhill fast because most travel companies are going to Playa Blanca or Costa Teguise as they have recently built them up and made it a nice new "concrete jungle" if you still want to go to the Canaries i would stay well away from Tenerife (north and south) and go to Corellejo (spelt wrong) in Fuertaventura (also spelt wrong) as its cleaner, friendlier, quiet but not like a ghost town and none of the usual "union jack shorts and vomit laden football shirted chav brigade" that you get on the other islands. just off topic if i was looking to go anywhere i would go back to Cuba (7/14 nights all inclusive for the same price as he canaries, ive just booked for May:d) hope this helps, but wherever you go have a nice time:d

that i will do not a problem:d

this is what i intend to do, i only found out around an hour of me posting this that my mate had got the cctv from the hard-drive and has done me a copy, im quite looking forward to showing it to them, as for the glovebox i can always sayitshislunch (being from a poor communist state, its quite a delicacy:d:d)

when you put it like that im sorry for putting the club into disrepute and im sorry for crapping in a 205 pug glovebox sory if u think we r all chavs sorry for the price of supra's falling sorry for the bad weather sorry for global warming etc etc:innocent:

only problem is i think my arse would have got stuck and id still be there :d

if you read the previous replys you will find out

:d i saw 3 flakes in wigan at 10.30am

lol if i could have got to the heater matrix the possibilities could have been endless:d

:rlol::rlol: sarcasm is the lowest form of wit:d

i really dont want to go into details to be honest but, given the fact my arse would struggle to fit in a glove box, i mearly conveyed the offending article wrapped on a soft bed of andrex and gently placed it into the compartment, where, i hope he thinks its his pack lunch:d

he has been with the company for 3 weeks, 2 people have left our company due to his bullying (over in the manchester office), the contracts manager is treading on eggshells at the moment as when he was questioned about it he pulled the good old "you are picking on me because i am from russia" card and as you know yourself as an employer once the "r" word gets mentioned then employers usually back off and bury their heads, the good part abou this is i have contacted my mate at work (who took over my shift) and he has the cctv that clearly shows him making the first move, so yes i hope he does report it to the police and i think i will definately go to the hearing and get them to view my copy of the cctv:d he seems to think that all his job entails as an area security supervisor is to drive round barking orders at people, his beef with me was because i had to go to an emergency dentist and he had to do 4 hours work (as overtime) till the backshift got in, because no-one else was available to cover it and "manual work is below him" end of the day my part time job can easily become full time if i want it so im not that bothered and anyway i hate bullies

when you cant prove harassment that is a tad dificullt, and isnt touching someone with your barge pole paramount to some form of harrassment too

give me the details mate while im still hot:d

just a little bit more too it than that but i didnt want to hijack the thread, oops i appear to be doing that now