mathew

i was after a girl for a while before. finally managed it and she turned out to be a right psycho!!! whos her mate in the backgound? here arm looks well fit!

no. i only realised wen i got home and still had the munchies!

yeah i agree with your opinions there dave but bearing in mind iv been out almost every saturday for the last few years and never had a fight speaks for itself with regards to me and drunken violence

me and my chinese mate were in the local kebab shop waiting for our food and got talkingto one of the guys working there that we knew. the topic of convo became the programme bo selecta and my mate, a bit drunk, was a bit loud. nothing abusive just loud. then a guy (in his 40s) told my mate to shut th fuck up and that he should be in a cantonese restaraunt and not a kebab shop. this rattled my mate a bit and a few words were exchnged. my mate sat back down and the guy approached him, to which looked as tho he was gona shake his hand, but grab his hand very harshly and threatened to snap him in half. that was it then. as they say when the 'see red' is what excatly happend to me. i just went in to a world of my own and stuck one on the guy just as he was about to hit my mate. it all got broken up in a matter of seconds but i was in such a state of mind that i felt like really hurting him. before anyone starts to think that i look for fights when drunk etc id like to point out that hat was the first fight iv ever had! what surprised me was a temper flared up in my which i never knew i had and to be honest it scared me a bit apologies for the long post but im pretty bored here

it amazes me how drunken people can manage to switch on the pc, log on etc but then struggle to type a simple sentence

if you dont want a boring job become a brickie thats what i did, not doing it aymore, been upgraded:) always working with different people, some with some great stories. each day is always different, get sent to different places. i could go on and on but i wont lol. i felt the need to post that as i just had an overwhelming realisation just now that i love my job! ...altho i might still be a bit drunk

....and N/A times

im off to bed now someone text me on 07920067766 to let me know if ive won or not

oh bollox

please let it be me, i never win anything:(

il post up a pic of my todger if you tell us whos won

i giv up

is it me?

during the war

now?

oooohhhhhhhhhhhh

rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2nd

qwerty pop

fcfff

ive jus had the confirmation email, ive won!"!!!!

are we there yet?

going once..........

whats white and if it falls outta a tree will kill you? a fridge

what did the bus driver say to the nun?