Kranz

You lucky bugger.... I love Gamer's your car lol

We can't read your PMs.... BUT if you get all naughty and need correction then we can do certain things involving GCHQ, the Space Shuttle and Barry Scott to check who's been 'at it'

Getting stabbed in the leg.... made me wince a touch

Second worst was getting tasered

Just waiting for someone to say something about b*m s*x lol

Should be fine..... oil is oil is oil

And for an NA its hardly a highly stressed race engine lol

Pics? Might be too small but I'll ask.

I'll get them later today as the only ones I have are of the car with 10" wide split rims and 225/50x15's fitted as an April fools joke for another (Fiesta) forum .

Car is 82K miles, will have cam belt, ALL fluids and servicing done too. It really is a great little car...... and actually not that little

I have a 1998 Fiesta 1.25 5 door in excellent nick for £895 strangely enough.

I know its a bit small, but with the price of fuel set to hit £1.50 a litre this summer the revvy little Yamaha engine will pull a decent 50mpg and is very low insurance too

Available now near Chichester.

Would have been better if she was secretly reading porn tucked inside the TG mag....... More classy

Good girl tho

Well, I have a nice Fiesta lined up to buy as soon as this is sold!

ASAP my good man..... and the phone has started ringing with interested buyers now that the price is dropped

Now reduced to £9995.... final reduction before I take it to a dealer to be totally a** r*ped!!!!

Hobgoblin, the commission is £250 if you introduce a buyer at £10495...... £0 commision at £9995.... pro rata inbetween lol

Spaff

I can imagine you going out in the garden at night and shouting that Edd

Got to sell the car as I'm buying a new house soon..... probably lol

'57' plate registered January 2008, 5 Door Hatchback, Panther Black, 2.0 Tdci Diesel, 6 speed Manual, 3x3 point rear seat belts, Drivers & passenger airbag, CD radio, Air Con, ABS, ESP & Traction control, Height adjustable drivers seat, Steering wheel rake adjustment & audio controls, front & Rear electric windows, multi function display, 16" alloys, Privacy glass, Heated front & rear screens, Heated side mirrors with indicator repeaters.

FFSH, Just serviced at Ford dealer.

2 New tyres

6 Months tax

1 year warranty remaining.

Currently showing 31K miles

Pristine condition.... you'll be hard put to find a Focus kept as clean as this one! Goes like stink for a diesel

Sold with a set of clear ST rear lights (no red lower portion).

And the price?

£10495 £9995 £9400 and its yours.

Steve 07886 202775

Also on Autotrader and Pistonheads:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201011355098392

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1521134.htm

yes have already purchased an electric one,with five nozzles two for boot two for engine bay,and one for dash,can't put a price on your safety,press a button job done hopefully.

And one with automatic sensors will activate if you're unconscious. May well save your life

AFFF is the one to have. Its foam, as used by airport fire tenders. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_fighting_foam

Powder, if ingested into the engine, corrodes aluminium, so will write off the engine if its running.

Halon was the best, and if you can get it then its worth hanging on to. Sadly its not made any more.

Wow, that was quick!

Happy birthday bud

Dip them in hydroflouric acid http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofluoric_acid

If they will insist on keeping on nicking them?????

Disclaimer: The above comment is for comedy purposes only and adminestering a noxious substance is a crime. Thank you

Remember Royal Mail is striking just now, or just when they can't be ar5ed working.

So might take a little longer.

What do you mean just now? They strike all the time don't they?

I checked the PO box yesterday and the cheque wasn't there, but I'll look again tomorrow and let you know.

Three feet deep and two feet wide should do it.

And if you don't fancy holding the post use some spare timber to make a brace to hold it by knocking two stakes into the ground, then nailing a plank to each stake and then to the post.

Use a cheap spirit level to set it in position..... only a quid from a pound shop

And Robert is your mother's brother

Is it the 5w/30 stuff???

If so then stay well clear. Its expensive rubbish, I've tested it and it is nothing as good as 'real' synthetic. Ask Oilman for a reccomendation

I dont have any kids

Damn, beaten to it lol

Happy Birthday Vicky, we hope that you have a great day. Let H look after the kids for the day, and kick back and relax.

Kids??? And H??? Is there something we're all missing??? lol

So Vicky, is it true about you and Havard?

Happy Birthday Vicky x

 

Me and the Cheapendales would like to know if you would prefer shaving cream or baby oil tonight?

Edd, I told you not to mention it!!!!

Now you've gone and spoiled the suprise

(And it was peanut butter, remember?)

I'd quite like a Mediterranian climate actually

More lunchtime siestas

Happy 25th hun