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AFAIK they give about an extra 100bhp on a 1.2 nova

wtf, tell the full story, that sort of damage..ouch

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those exgirlfs when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat, after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time. 3. Why is it necessary that I should find the following impossible to say when drunk? I should be grateful if you could rectify the matter .. "Nope, no more wine for me," "No. I dont do one night stands", "Sorry. Your not my type" , "I couldnt.. no one wants to see my bits and bobs" 3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock. 4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin)prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn,the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities. Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your biggest fan

Looks lovely mate! go for it

nope, just had tropical rain though

number 10 def deserves a

Hiya

Hey bud, good luck searching

What happened to cause your crash?? P.S lime green

Be careful mate, Supras are expensive with servicing every 6000k and you know he is going to get the modifying bug. I really want my mate to gett a supe but realistically he cant afford the running. Make sure your mate can afford it and that you havent just got you supra goggles on! P.S Hope he get one

Oh i see, it only has 2 options cambridge or thornaby for me. However i have been to both recently???

A question though, how did it know where i was???

Good luck with it mate. hope the tt accepts responsibility

Gutting when people dont appreciate a true master piece!

A friend of the families owned a budgi or some little bird thing. One night his wife was down stairs having a couple or more glasses of wine and the bird fell off its perch and was basically dying on the bottom of its cage, she was rather upset at watching this thing suffer so decided to break its neck to put it out of its misery. However, she grabbed the bird with one hand and the head with the other and pulled a tad to hard and pulled its head OFF. Wasnt easy hiding it from her husband the next day. to this day the rest of the family doesnt know! Shhhh Oh and one i still feel bad about: i was 14 and working for a builders (i know meant to be 16 but connections got me in) and was loads bricks into the skip outside, i was trying to equal out the load of the skip a bit so decided to chuck bricks in rather than loads them. Problem being that i chucked one all the way over and it landed on my teachers (nice teacher) BMW and scuffed the bonnet and the windscreen. She had also put her head over the fence and knew i was loading stuff into the skip. Feel really bad because she didnt say anything, i just had the guilt factor every time i saw the nice FIXED car Tempted to go and apologise and offer her payment 6 years on.

If this is thought about properly then there is no debate. She is FIT and yes i would love to, if i think back to when i was 14 i would say yes i would love to (prob wasnt really ready but thought i was). However it doesnt matter if i spent every day flirting or hitting on her or anything she should have carried on being a TEACHER and if it got too much to handle made a complaint. When i was teaching a language school at 18 a girl randomly came up to me and kissed my on the lips (a peck) i told her off and reported it straight away. I had to cover my back. I was a teacher and it was not fair to take advantage of that and have sex wih her. This teacher should have known better, if she truely liked the guy then they should have been friends till he finished school. Then she should have changed schools then they could have got together. (this happened at my school) As for the underage debate - i dont think its really in place for a 16 yr old guy /girl and a 15yr old hooking up. I think that would just be chucked out of court. Obviously this stricks a what age is it wrong to sleep with someone under the age of consent debate, the answer to that is any age, the LAW is there. Just because a lot of people break that law doesnt mean its right.

I took one on at low speeds, too easy lol, however im BPU

First thread: http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=44583 Werent very useful though, i got the dreaded SEARCH lol, However i didnt know it existed till i got told. whitesupraboy, tell us the joke again then!!!!!

wow, enjoy it, bring on the pics

releases pressure from the turbo's thus increasing their life. AFAIK

*waiting with baited breath*

Sounds sound advice!!!

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Welcome bud Use toyota coolant. Oh and..... :needspics: