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Not mine it can't! Little'un is 9 years old, and not his (my ex-husbands - he preferred short, fat and ugly...) Don't have much luck in the man department - I'm either too thin or too fat!

There's only one to this story... he thinks I'm fat and he doesn't fancy me. And his head is fu*ked coz he never dealt with his divorce (not that he even liked her; she stung him in his pocket where she knew it would hurt most)!

Yeah, self-protection, which was quite understandable considering he had to give his ex £200,000! Like I said, I didn't care coz I wasn't interested in his money, and I'm still not! I hope it keeps him warm at night!

Two and a half years. He got stung for £200,000 in his divorce, so I never paid any bills or rent coz it's his house and he didn't want me to have any claims on it, which was fine by me. Don't want his money, never did, I'm not that shallow!

Haha. Housing Association won't help me til I'm in a shelter coz I'm in a massive house and there's only 3 of us living here. Council won't put me in a shelter til he phones them, and he hasn't yet - all I've got is a letter. Cardboard City here I come!

Haha, you're all very naughty, but at least you've made me not feel like a walking whale, thank you!!! No, I never paid rent, I never wanted anything to do with his money, still don't. He thinks flashing his cash impresses people, but it never has with me (I'm not as shallow as him, thank God)! As for new men, that can wait til I've got a roof over my head and have a little less to worry about! Co-op felt sorry for me again and gave me more boxes so I'm back to packing til I start Uni this afternoon. Gonna take 100 trips when I do move, Sup's ain't made for moving! Think a van rental might be in order! Housing Association won't help me til I'm in a shelter coz I'm in a massive house and there's only 3 of us living here. Council won't put me in a shelter til he phones them, and he hasn't yet - all I've got is a letter. Cardboard City here I come!

T reg Vauhall Cavalier (first shape) - nasty colour D reg Vauxhall Cavalier SRi (second shape) - started dying (lovely car) M reg Vauxhall Cavalier (3rd and final shape!) - couldn't do clutch any more 01 reg Hyundai Coupe (couldn't find a Sup, honest!) - got nicked K reg Toyota Supra TT J-spec - here to stay... (if some git doesnt nick it)

Noooooooooo!!! Had my last car pinched (which did me a favour coz now I've got a Sup), but it's incredibly frustrating! Just think of the insurance if it gets trashed, that's if they even bother to cough up! Leave it behind and SAFE!

Ooops... sorry. Piccy attached!

Yeah, I told him he was one wave short of a shipwreck and needs to sort his head out. And get this... he doesnt want me seeing anyone else in case he changes his mind! And he wants me to carry on looking after his kids. Do I look like a mug?

Stupid queues at Windle Island on the East Lancs, completely buggered up the traffic in every direction!

Congratulations! Couldn't get my Mum out of mine either, think she misses driving ambulances at unearthly speeds!

I took a Viper round the track, thought it was crap! Ferrari F1 355... now that put a smile on my face taking it round. The only car to replace my Supra, but I'll never afford one haha. Just as well I love my Sup!

Awww, thanks everyone. Think I've made myself sound like a cripple and I'm not! Just can't take weight on a bent knee so motorbikes are out, and it goes a bit stiff sometimes, but don't think I'm the only one there! My baby is 9 years old, and she ain't his. She is my ex-husbands (he preferred short, fat and ugly - what am I doing wrong???? It's not like I'm a bunny boiler!). No friends up here unfortunately, been cooped up since I got here and aint been out for over 2 years (that stopped when I was a size 8, not 12 - maybe the increase of two dress sizes put him off, but I was underweight and skinny as hell before!) I'm doing an Undergraduate course, just starting my 2nd year of 3, specialising in ICT for Key Stage 2/3 (7-14year olds). Run out of boxes now, have to go hit the co-op again tomorrow! He's back on the 30th and I gotta be out by then.

Can't rent... no job! Full-time University student, doing my teaching degree, had to re-train after being medically retired from my old job after motorbike accident and a couple of knee operations (not that I'm a cripple, I can still ride a horse, just not a bike!). Can't sit down or stand up all day coz my knee goes stiff, and teaching gives me the freedom to move around as I please! Mind you, if the LEA don't stump uf the fees for this year I'm buggered anyway coz he said he'd pay them for me coz it was his fault I couldn't get them paid coz he earned too much! And thanks for saying size 12 ain't fat... made me feel much better. Gonna start packing now, back later.

No family here to stay with... the council are gonna put us in a doss house and make us priority for re-housing, fingers crossed!

I'm too fat... I thought 5 foot 7 and size 12 was normal, but obviously not!

Thanks guys. It's my loss of off-street parking that concerns me most!

Boyfriend's dumped me, so now me and little'un are homeless. Doss house, here we come.... Well at least I've got my dream car !

It's not the brakes, they are fine (or as fine as J-specs can be, and they're brand new too). Happens as soon as the car starts accelerating, seems to be inside somewhere but cant for the life of me work out where it's coming from.

Nothing to do with engine... its when the car is moving!

Haven't tried that, der... will check tomorrowand let you know; it's chucking down with rain now, AGAIN! At least it will wash off all the bug sh*t!

Had a REALLY annoying squeak which started this morning. Think it's coming from the front somewhere, haven't figured it out yet. Can only describe it as 'frog's singing' - drove me nuts driving back from Durham to Merseyside! Only had the car 2 weeks so don't know if it's anything to do with last night's foul weather, but it's been rained pretty heavily over the last 2 weeks and not squeaked then. Takes about 5 minutes to start, guess it's when the car has warmed up, and only happens when driving, not when stationary at lights. Any ideas?

Drove down Duke Street , St Helens around 4.15pm behind silver K9 *** with orange rear number plate. Bloke driving it, smoking a fag.

No thank God, there was blood everywhere! It was my house front door tried eating my finger!