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Ewen

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  1. Ewen

    Wanted

    Found one. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BORAT-STYLE-MENS-THONG-ORANGE-MANKINI-NEW-IN-PACKAGE_W0QQitemZ250176687056QQihZ015QQcategoryZ58373QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Needs something to offset it, perhaps nipple tassels.
  2. Ewen

    Wanted

    First one of these do's Ive been asked to attend. I'm trying to make it the last.
  3. Ewen

    Wanted

    Oh, thats a promise.
  4. Ewen

    Wanted

    I need a pirate outfit, 007 tuxedo and Mardi-Gras outfit for mid November. The pirates sussed, tux almost, but the Mardi-Gras suit is a problem. I thought a Borat mankini, high-heels and a couple of ostrich feathers would swing it.
  5. Ewen

    Wanted

    Anyone know where I can get a 'Borat mankini' ?
  6. Maybe they recognised the car but didnt see it was you driving. Mistaken identity...Id go with that.
  7. Do you two know each other ?
  8. Ewen

    My new watch

    Please tell me this wasnt bought off the internet ?
  9. Nearly missed it, Happy Birthday Mr. H:)
  10. Ewen

    Which Minogue ?

    Aparently I agree:)
  11. Hes logged off. Thought old Peter would do it:) Mind you, it was an 8 minute clip...four minutes is an excessive dose, if he lasted the full 8 he may have hung himself.
  12. I hesitate in posting this, as coma is a more likely outcome than sleep. My wifes favorite 'artiste'. Insomniacs, I offer you, Peter Hamill
  13. What's brown and hides in the attic? The diarrhoea of Anne Frank.
  14. Oh, I see. I'm sorry to hear that too:)
  15. I cant help, but know how you feel. Sympathies.
  16. Ewen

    Fame at last

    (Trivial, but sorry I found it hilarious)) Oops...Facebooks latest victim. My daughters been contacted by an old school friend, and the friends page has details of ex pupils, teachers and old class photos. Their maths teacher was a Mr. Spatchett. There he is, in all his glory, named as Mr. Spatshit:d He will when he sees that.
  17. Oh I see. I'm sorry to hear that.
  18. :)Excellent posting. Whats a jaffa ?
  19. :(My sons just phoned me to tell me hes looking to buy a BMW. Maybe you and I could meet up and hug each other over a few pints.
  20. Thats a bit harsh. Cutting your balls off is bad enough but c'mon, casteration is just totally horrific.
  21. Blindfold him, take him to Turlin Moor in Poole. Drop him off at the bus stop near the burnt out remains of the Youth Centre and go home. If he makes it back in one piece, you have spawned a true Chav.
  22. Never mind, as long as he's not un insured, un licensed and un deraged.
  23. Ewen

    Newbie!!

    Hi Tiggs:) I've never known a total 100% woman. Most have had some some man in them.
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