CJ Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I was talking to a mate today and the above subject came up. Some of the worst (and silliest) that I remember being guilty of are with bands. Like.... I could not understand why anyone would want to be called Metal Licker (Metallica) or the sense behind Inks (Inxs) and why a Scotsman would want to do rap was beyond me - McHammer (MC Hammer). Ah well, we live and learn eh? Any of you had similar experiences or am I the only thick one out here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Are you not getting out much at the mo Col? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 Are you not getting out much at the mo Col? I have had far too much time on my hands my friend - and a cast thing that is now off hence more typing and inane posting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I always thought the word 'shit' was missing from the end of ultravox's lead singers name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 not as good as the domain ones: http://www.penisland.com Pen Island There are hundreds, I won't bore you with the details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 not as good as the domain ones: http://www.penisland.com Pen Island There are hundreds, I won't bore you with the details. I love that. Post some more old chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 ExpertsExchange.com –> ExpertSexchange.com WhoRepresents.com –> WhorePresents.com TherapistFinder.com –> TheRapistFinder.com PenIsland.net –> PenisLand.net ChooseSpain.com –> ChoosesPain.com GoTahoe.com –> GotAHoe.com PenIsMightier.com –> PenisMightier.com PowergenItalia.com –> PowerGenitalia.com MoleStationNursery.com –> MolestationNursery.com Wrong! lol KeywordsExtractor.com –> KeywordSexTractor.com BigAlsOnline.com –> BiGalsOnline.com PotsOfArt.com –> PotsoFart.com AlterScrap.com –> AltersCrap.com ViaGrafix.com –> ViagraFix.com If you insist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is http://www.cummingfirst.com And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, http://www.speedofart.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 We were in Borders bookshop on Sunday and they have a rack of little pocket sized silly books/things. I found one that I read as The Rapist In A Box, that made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 There are a few that have come up on the forum that I've not been sure about, peoples names and things like Greddy (some people say GeeReady, I thought it was just greddy, some people on here seem to think it's Greedy). This morning, I said the word plethora, with emphasis on 'pleth', but was told the emphasis is on 'OR', with 'pleth' said quicker, which one!?!?!? And schedule, it should be shedule, and I won't let anyone disagree, but so many people say sKedule, grrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 and then there was that great bowie album aladdin sane..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Vicki recently PHSL when I was looking through the TV listings on Sky. There was a documentary called "The story of "Two tank ha mun" as I read it! I said "Who the fook is Two tank ha mun?? My wife in gales of laughter said "It's Tutankamun you daft prick!!"....... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Nice one I recall last year, my wifes parents had a double glazing salesman over to quote for a conservatory. He couldn't wait to tell me after that whilst they were having a coffee and agreeing the final prices, my mum in law said, "Oh! I forgot to ask you, but do you do facials? This coupled with the time he was about to pick up a particularly large Caterpillar, she remarked, "leave it alone and let it crawl under a bush to turn into a clitoris!" The finale though was when my wife started shopping at the cheap supermarkets, Aldis and Liddl. She came home thrilled and said, "I can't believe how cheap the food is in that shop you go to... what do you call it now, Dildo's!" She is priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Vicki recently PHSL when I was looking through the TV listings on Sky. There was a documentary called "The story of "Two tank ha mun" as I read it! I said "Who the fook is Two tank ha mun?? My wife in gales of laughter said "It's Tutankamun you daft prick!!"....... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun H. It should actually be pronounced differently to the usual "... toot - 'n' - car - m'n ..." that most people say, it should be more like "... toot - ankh (clear throat at the end, like two 'L's together in welsh) - amon ..." The 'n' on the end is almost silent as well, almost like 'amoh'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 It should actually be pronounced differently to the usual "... toot - 'n' - car - m'n ..." that most people say, it should be more like "... toot - ankh (clear throat at the end, like two 'L's together in welsh) - amon ..." The 'n' on the end is almost silent as well, almost like 'amoh'. Actually, the correct way to to pronounce LL as written in Welsh is to place your tongue on the roof of your mouth behind your teeth, widen your mouth and blow gently. The sound you are thinking about (from the back of the throat) comes from pronouncing the letter CH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 It should actually be pronounced differently to the usual "... toot - 'n' - car - m'n ..." that most people say, it should be more like "... toot - ankh (clear throat at the end, like two 'L's together in welsh) - amon ..." The 'n' on the end is almost silent as well, almost like 'amoh'. Either way I was made to feel like a gobshite and rightly so... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Actually, the correct way to to pronounce LL as written in Welsh is to place your tongue on the roof of your mouth behind your teeth, widen your mouth and blow gently. The sound you are thinking about (from the back of the throat) comes from pronouncing the letter CH Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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