Bill Prawn Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Have a happy Christmas one and all. THE PARROT & THE MAGICIAN A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." "Look, He's hiding the ace of spades behind his handkerchief" The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the captains parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another day and then another. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back any longer: "OK, OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship? If it's a tough it's worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 anothr classic, cheered up my boring day at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grazer Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest suprabitch Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 lol i used to have a african grey (a tlkin parrot) and all it did was tell me to fcuk of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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