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Whats grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss??

 

A kidney Dialysis machine.

 

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Whats the difference between Like, Love and Showing Off??

 

Spit, Swallow and Gargle

 

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window??

 

Start swimming.

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Man goes to Asda........flops his C**k on the counter and says " Roll that Fu**er back"

 

That's not very lady like!!:blink:

 

Man goes into a pub in a right state and orders a double scotch, he necks it and orders another and another. Barman asks "Excuse me, why are you in such a state?" Man replies "How big are penguins?". "About 2ft tall" says the barman.

 

"Oh fook me, I have just run over a nun!!" The man replies!!:D

 

H.

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Woman walks into Asda with her two kids, Security guard walks over and says:

 

"Aww, they nice kids, have they got different Fathers"??

 

Woman answers "WTF, are you on about , of course they haven't"!

 

Security guards says: "well, bugger me I wouldn't have thought anyone would have gone there twice"

 

:devil:

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