bigcol Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 if you dont know the difference i will see you at the pancakehouse on saturday:d:d:d (sorry just couldnt resist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Gravy?? No, her feet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefferson Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 Anyhow........what does a Wigan girl put behind her ears to attract men?? H. their legs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 their legs? or a pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 No, her feet!! their legs? Have you been sniffing the dulux now too?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefferson Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 Have you been sniffing the dulux now too?? surely having been caught out yourself you can forgive a slow typer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an Elephant?? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Whats grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss?? A kidney Dialysis machine. ------------------- Whats the difference between Like, Love and Showing Off?? Spit, Swallow and Gargle ------------------- What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?? Start swimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an Elephant?? H. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 ?? 3 stone and a black dress!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Whats the difference between Like, Love and Showing Off?? Spit, Swallow and Gargle That's along the lines of "forgiveness is easier to get than permission" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraChick Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Man goes to Asda........flops his C**k on the counter and says " Roll that Fu**er back" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Man goes to Asda........flops his C**k on the counter and says " Roll that Fu**er back" That's not very lady like!! Man goes into a pub in a right state and orders a double scotch, he necks it and orders another and another. Barman asks "Excuse me, why are you in such a state?" Man replies "How big are penguins?". "About 2ft tall" says the barman. "Oh fook me, I have just run over a nun!!" The man replies!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keancy Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Woman walks into Asda with her two kids, Security guard walks over and says: "Aww, they nice kids, have they got different Fathers"?? Woman answers "WTF, are you on about , of course they haven't"! Security guards says: "well, bugger me I wouldn't have thought anyone would have gone there twice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDino Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 New sex drug on the market, 50% Viagra + 50% Prozac. Its fantastic, if you don't get a f*ck you don't give a f*ck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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