turbonut Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river" Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river" Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. Lxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Lynz_ Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream, got lost and was never seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Ooh. Kicking whilst down. Had to smile though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godmutha Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Spot on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Really starting to feel the increased female membership on here though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Really starting to feel the increased female membership on here though True, true. Although, how many of our fairer partners point out their window saying "turn right here". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eve Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Really starting to feel the increased female membership on here though Good good...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Do women get sat-navs upside-down in the same way they used to hold maps the wrong way up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Do women get sat-navs upside-down in the same way they used to hold maps the wrong way up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godmutha Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Do women get sat-navs upside-down in the same way they used to hold maps the wrong way up? Some of us do not need Sat Nav... as we have a better sense of direction than men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Do women get sat-navs upside-down in the same way they used to hold maps the wrong way up? no its the turning on they have a problem with now, they never use to have to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 no its the turning on they have a problem with now, they never use to have to do that. But then you need sat nav just to get off the drive Lxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 If the bridge was 100 yards away she would have taken a wrong turn and got lost:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 :d:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Thats one of the many jokes you know was told the opposite way around originally I was gonna post the one about the drive through ATM but i'm guessing that would be a re-post. Scott =op Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Good good...... Definitely not complaining here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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