M4RK RZ Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Went out last night to town - ment to catch last bus home Ended up getting back at 3:30am - got taxi to stop down street and walked up home (engine noise Got to door and with cotton wool fingers took out my keys not even making the change rattle... EEEased the key in and took the tention up on the door for the CLUNK - (no clucnk pushed open... With ninga like qualities hopped in silence thro the door and pushed it shut lifting slightly to stop the squeek.. perfect... Key in - door locked in silence Turned round and slipped on the earlier post delivery - the sound of the sliding envelope across the wooden floor - BUSTED !!! lights on "ITS 4 IN THE MORNING (must had took me 30 mins to do all the above?) !!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEEN !!! Women - how the hell???? or its the royal mail are out to ruin me . Any others have problems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Nah..... my hubby never makes any attempt to be quiet when he comes home from a night out:d Vicki x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Night out without the wife ? What were you thinking:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4RK RZ Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 Night out without the wife ? What were you thinking:) ha yer - what was I thinking ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4RK RZ Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 Nah..... my hubby never makes any attempt to be quiet when he comes home from a night out:d Vicki x hahaha bet he does - you lost have some sort of radar! I was not even bloody drunk ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n boost Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I do the the same thing as u mate. Take the tension off etc, but 75% of time i get away with it. The only time i get caught is when my 2 bulmastiffs wake and start barking there tits off. I have know almost perfected it ..... 1,just make sure you have no bits lying around to slip up on before u leave 2,if missus is downstairs turn the vol up on t.v so if she falls asleep she won,t here keys etc. 3, wd40 door hinges,gate etc so u don,t get any squeeking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I'm calling BS! Either that or the pair of you are incredibly lazy. There's no postal delivery that early in the morning so it's from the day before and you must have had to step over it at least once when coming home and then going out. Do I win owt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n boost Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I'm calling BS! Either that or the pair of you are incredibly lazy. There's no postal delivery that early in the morning so it's from the day before and you must have had to step over it at least once when coming home and then going out. Do I win owt? Mate, i don't have mail lying around only local takeaways posting leaflets at like 8pm, that was just a tip. The one that get me caught is when the missus leaves her keys in the other side of the door, so i can't use mine and have to knock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Hmmm I think you should admit that you were too drunk and fell over as you walked in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Nah..... my hubby never makes any attempt to be quiet when he comes home from a night out:d Vicki x glad I am not the only one that does not bother.... I put the TV on, kick the dogs out, drop things and fall down the stairs. Thankfully its like trying to wake th dead with Mel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 It will be the other way for me tonight, the wife has gone out with all her friends, should be back by 3am, I won't be awake:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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