CJ Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Probably a repost but it made me chuckle DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie?= I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Sorry CJ but I found this one funny aswell! http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=99652&highlight=womens H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSZ Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Hate to say it dude but someone else beat you to it with this one (I'll have a search for the relevant thread) Duh! Someone else types faster than me:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Very very good CJ :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Sorry CJ but I found this one funny aswell! http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=99652&highlight=womens H. If I wasn't crap at searching I would have found that and saved the shame of yet another repost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Hate to say it dude but someone else beat you to it with this one (I'll have a search for the relevant thread) ( That was a repost of someone telling me I was a reposter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 If I wasn't crap at searching I would have found that and saved the shame of yet another repost Thats ok CJ it's the quality of the repost that counts!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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