Pete Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 We've all heard the saying when someone is said to be "like a dog with two dicks", but what does this mean? Where did it come from? What does a dog with two dicks do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 You don't own a dog do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 i once saw, and this may be hard to believe, to dogs stuck together mid shag facing away from each other!! the males dick was stuck up the female....or another male oooo errr obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 What does a dog with two dicks do? Pots the pink and brown with one shot ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 i once saw, and this may be hard to believe, to dogs stuck together mid shag facing away from each other!! the males dick was stuck up the female....or another male oooo errr obviously. that's not hard to believe mate as that's what happens. they can be stuck like that for up to an hour after the dog has shot his load as it's knob swells up like a balloon inside the bitch. don't ask why i know this.....i blame daytime tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 That's how they do it - and it's a bugger to get them apart if it's your bitch that's going to have a bastard litter of mongrels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 thank god theres proof to back up my claim as i was awaiting the doubters. for anyone not seen this sorta thing heres a pic [ATTACH]50692[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Pots the pink and brown with one shot ? Well, I don't like to boast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 That's how they do it - and it's a bugger to get them apart if it's your bitch that's going to have a bastard litter of mongrels. Never, ever seperate two dogs if they have got that far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 27, 2007 Author Share Posted January 27, 2007 thank god theres proof to back up my claim as i was awaiting the doubters. for anyone not seen this sorta thing heres a pic [ATTACH]50692[/ATTACH] That looks quite painful. Imagine being dragged around by your cock?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb9780 Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 A dog with two dicks, maybe it's to do with it only having to piss for half the time on any car, wall, tree, lamp post etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 thought this was a sequel to the Steve Martin classic, The Man with Two Brains, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 thank god theres proof to back up my claim as i was awaiting the doubters. for anyone not seen this sorta thing heres a pic [ATTACH]50692[/ATTACH] You kinky barsteward!!! There's a word for pervies like you but my hangover is .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 i once saw, and this may be hard to believe, to dogs stuck together mid shag facing away from each other!! the males dick was stuck up the female....or another male oooo errr obviously. I've seen that to mate. It was bloody horrible. The owners of the female were beating the male with a stick to get it off. I was only a kid at the time or i would of beat the shit out of them. Some people are pissing stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattanna Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 I think it is because male dogs always seem preoccupied with their dicks even if neutered they are always getting them out, i have a theory that male dogs are reincarnated rapists, therefore a dog with two dicks would have so much to interest him that he would be in male dog nirvana, i've got a female dog and when she was in season could not walk her due to too many dogs with one dick, she is being neutered soon!!, i think that is the general idea of where the saying comes from:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 27, 2007 Author Share Posted January 27, 2007 male dog nirvana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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