Guest gzaerojon Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 A sex line caller complained to Trading Standards. After dialling an 0891number from an advertisement entitled "Hear Me Moan" the caller was played a tape of a woman nagging her husband for failing to do jobs around the house. Consumer Watchdogs in Dorset refused to look into the complaint, saying, "He got what he deserved."' From The Guardian newspaper: After being charged 20 pounds for a 10 pounds overdraft, 30 year old Michael Howard of Leeds changed his name by deed poll to "Yorkshire Bank Plc are Fascist Bastards". The Bank has now asked him to close his account, and Mr Bastards has asked them to repay the 69p balance by cheque, made out in his new name. Phreakers, or 'phone hackers, managed to break into the telephone system of 'Weight Watchers' in Glasgow, and changed the answering machine message to "Hello, you fat bastard..." From the Churchdown Parish Magazine: Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled "For The Sick", is for monetary donations only. From The Guardian concerning a sign seen in a Police canteen in Christchurch, New Zealand: Will the person who took a slice of cake from the Commissioner's Office return it immediately. It is needed as evidence in a poisoning case. From The Times: A young girl, who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth, was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast-guard spokesman commented: "This sort of thing is all too common these days." From The Daily Telegraph in a piece headed "Brussels Pays 200,000 Pounds to Save Prostitutes": ... the money will not be going directly into the prostitutes' pocket,but will be used to encourage them to lead a better life. We will be training them for new positions in hotels. From The Derby Abbey Community News: We apologise for the error in the last edition, in which we stated that'Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'. This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme is a Detective in the Police Farce." From The Manchester Evening News: "Police called to arrest a naked man on the platform at Piccadilly Station released their suspect after he produced a valid rail ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Thanks for those, brightened up the evening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdavies Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 All good, but the inflatable teeth / lobster one is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 All good, but the inflatable teeth / lobster one is great thats the only one my girlfriend can't work out women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 thats the only one my girlfriend can't work out women! They speak random, but cant read it, aparently:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 A sex line caller complained to Trading Standards. After dialling an 0891number from an advertisement entitled "Hear Me Moan" the caller was played a tape of a woman nagging her husband for failing to do jobs around the house. Consumer Watchdogs in Dorset refused to look into the complaint, saying, "He got what he deserved."'Is this true Ewen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Is this true Ewen? And why not...Jane gets paid for doing something shes really good at, and I'm actively encouraged to do bugger all around the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 LOL - nicely twisted round mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 LOL - nicely twisted round mate. Nah, you were right first time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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