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Joke from the wife


Ewen

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Traffic Warden crosses the road and gets run over and dies later in hostpital. The funeral is a quiet affair, and as the coffin is lowered, the onlookers hear a muffled voice coming from the coffin. They listen intently and they hear the Warden shouting 'Im alive !, I'm not dead...quick, open the coffin and get me out'.

The Vicar considers the Wardens pleas, then says

'I'm sorry but theres nothing I can do, I've already started the paperwork...'

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