CJ Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [imagine that...] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Hard but fair] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Tut tut] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [Those pandas are so cute] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [Lazy bastards] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [Worth giving it a go] War Dims Hope for Peace [Yes, it does that] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think so?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who'd have thought it?] Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [No shit, Sherlock?] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [stronger than sticky back plastic] Man Struck by Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [Put him to work while he's still twitching] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [You lot are just not fat enough] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [stinking space fella] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Tastes a bit like chicken, apparently] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Oh dear..... *grin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newbury_ian Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 They're brilliant!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Fantastic!! lol my fav: "Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft" - - - It was me!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Excellent Gaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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