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Gaz Walker

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on the BBC site:

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6213644.stm?lsf

 

An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches.

 

The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches, Nashville airport authorities said.

 

All 99 passengers and five crew left the plane while it was searched.

 

The woman was questioned by the FBI but released without charge and allowed to board another American Airlines flight.

 

"It was determined that she was trying to conceal body odour," said Lynne Lowrance of the Nashville Airport Authority.

 

She had "no malicious intent but had struck matches which is against [Transport Security Administration] rules," Ms Lowrance said.

 

The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.

 

She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.

 

The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.

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Thats bloody crazy, i'm sure when my parents went to the states they weren't aloud to take a lighter never mind matches, thats a bit gay that you can take them but not light them. I'm sure Osama would really care if he got a telling off whist lighting a coke bottle bomb or something!

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I'm amazed it was the smell that gave her away and not the huge blue flash at the back of the plane as she lighted her farts!!!

 

Surely this is terrorism!!

 

Trying to cause an explosion on an aircraft!!:D

 

H.

 

Maybe they could do her for conselling a bomb...........namely gas up her arse..... :D

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I believe you cant take a lighter but are allowed to take matches :blink:

 

On my recent trip to Amsterdam this was indeed the case, no lighters, but you could take matches.

 

..oh... and LOL! I can see the womans dilemma - you can't take aerosol sprays, no deoderant, no air freshner - but here they are allowing matches on... and we all know nothing covers a nasty eye waterer better than a freshly struck match! ;)

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On my recent trip to Amsterdam this was indeed the case, no lighters, but you could take matches.

 

..oh... and LOL! I can see the womans dilemma - you can't take aerosol sprays, no deoderant, no air freshner - but here they are allowing matches on... and we all know nothing covers a nasty eye waterer better than a freshly struck match! ;)

 

You see with me you wouldn't have had that problem. I'd have just let one rip and then shouted "There goes the Elephant", "More tea vicar" or "Stitch a button on that!!":d

 

H.

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You see with me you wouldn't have had that problem. I'd have just let one rip and then shouted "There goes the Elephant", "More tea vicar" or "Stitch a button on that!!":d

 

H.

 

lol "More Tea Vicar" is my usual shout when a trump goes off :D

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