jamesmark Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel. Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden let to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a fucking toffee apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsdmr2 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mike Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 very good... maybe you should take the mantle from Mr Pawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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