osso Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,.... Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch ! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ?" Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 haha brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Max Headroom Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Oldie but goodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 :rlol: pmsl Love it! Not heard that one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Good grief lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 My version had bees, but a squirrels good too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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