Gaz Walker Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 While we are on the subject. And a funny one it is. I got caught 2 months ago by the missis and her mum. it was so bad i went home to my mums for 2 days, just couldn't stand the embarrassment. [/OOPS]. They had both walked in on me whilst i had a porn on and tisue draped over the chair arm and not to mention my ding dong in my hand.[OOPS] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_oops.gif Lmao That is certainly embarrasing! Gaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 Lmao That is certainly embarrasing! Gaz. Futhermore he has just told all of us too............... pmsl when i read it too.... classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 While we are on the subject. And a funny one it is. I got caught 2 months ago by the missis and her mum. it was so bad i went home to my mums for 2 days, just couldn't stand the embarrassment. [/OOPS]. They had both walked in on me whilst i had a porn on and tisue draped over the chair arm and not to mention my ding dong in my hand.[OOPS] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_oops.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 yea i'am not shy me lads. If I've got a funny story. Then i don't mind telling. just as long as it gets everyones Merrel up. I still cringe now when i think about it. the mother in law said "i guess we've come at a bad time" ya can say that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 25, 2006 Author Share Posted October 25, 2006 the mother in law said "i guess we've come at a bad time" ya can say that again. :thumbs: :thumbs: :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 How embarrassing?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 That's classic... you are a legend mate.. :rlol: :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Yea cheers pal. i had all the remotes lined up on the cushion to. sky remote, DVD, TV. they walked in and i just couldn't turn that damm porno off. I was using the pissing sky remote. so i just had to jump up and switch the tele off and I'm stood there with a tent as a pair of boxer shorts.[OOPS][/OOPS] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieP Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Haha:rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 this has got to be made up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 While we are on the subject. And a funny one it is. I got caught 2 months ago by the missis and her mum. it was so bad i went home to my mums for 2 days, just couldn't stand the embarrassment. [/OOPS]. .[OOPS] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_oops.gif Presumably you had to tell your mum why you were there as well. Bejesus, I feel your pain, (puts out fist) "touch me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Why would you want to 7 times? I mean surely there are better things to do with the day. Lol, this is coming (no pun intended) from a woman (in general, I'm not singling you out) who, by design can have orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, via any method of her choosing until you stop breathing. We only ask for 7. We'd settle for 3... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 While we are on the subject. And a funny one it is. I got caught 2 months ago by the missis and her mum. it was so bad i went home to my mums for 2 days, just couldn't stand the embarrassment. [/OOPS]. They had both walked in on me whilst i had a porn on and tisue draped over the chair arm and not to mention my ding dong in my hand.[OOPS] /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_oops.gif YOU WANKER! That brightened up my morning fella, cheers for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 DAY 4: DISASTER !!!! And i was doing so well Just spent the last 1/2 hr trying to use the washing machine!!! Total mystery to me.. All those dials and knobs, Can't even get it to switch on, Anyway been next door and she has come round and helped out She asked what program i needed and what i was washing Her expression said it all... I said i only wanted to dry some clothes that i got soaked in earlier this morning in Just hope the hoover is easier... They are back Monday so i need to have a bit of a tidy up ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Your wife's been gone 4 days and you're hitting on the neighbour? Bad boy, dirty boy, get in your bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Lol, this is coming (no pun intended) from a woman (in general, I'm not singling you out) who, by design can have orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, via any method of her choosing until you stop breathing. We only ask for 7. We'd settle for 3... So what's your point? It just seems like a waste of a lot of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Presumably you had to tell your mum why you were there as well. Bejesus, I feel your pain, (puts out fist) "touch me" lol. I'm always going back to my mums for some reason. Usually over a pissed up argument or something. But this was tea time. Still, i don't think she new why. Thank god!! after a couple of days she phoned me and said come back home. so i went round and knocked on the door and we just both laughed and called me a dirty bastard. Then gave me a lecture on how i should ask her for more sex if i want it. BUT A MANS GODA DO WHAT A MANS GODA DO. Its just one of them things! I'm sure you'll all agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Women, just because we knock one out, it doesn't mean we don't love you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Yea cheers pal. i had all the remotes lined up on the cushion to. sky remote, DVD, TV. they walked in and i just couldn't turn that damm porno off. I was using the pissing sky remote. so i just had to jump up and switch the tele off and I'm stood there with a tent as a pair of boxer shorts.[OOPS][/OOPS] at least your not on u tube!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoioCXQrmfE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 at least your not on u tube!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoioCXQrmfE :rlol: :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 Your wife's been gone 4 days and you're hitting on the neighbour? Bad boy, dirty boy, get in your bed! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 [quote=Originally Posted by dazla Then gave me a lecture on how i should ask her for more sex if i want it. Blimey she asked you that and you are married !!! Jesus .......... i just get hurry up the adverts have almost finished ... :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 so glad i'm not :rlol: :rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 [quote= Then gave me a lecture on how i should ask her for more sex if i want it. Blimey she asked you that and you are married !!! Jesus .......... i just get hurry up the adverts have almost finished ... :rlol: :rlol: not married pal. although its on the cards. been with her 6years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz supra Posted October 28, 2006 Author Share Posted October 28, 2006 DAY 4: DISASTER !!!! And i was doing so well Just spent the last 1/2 hr trying to use the washing machine!!! Total mystery to me.. All those dials and knobs, Can't even get it to switch on, Anyway been next door and she has come round and helped out She asked what program i needed and what i was washing Her expression said it all... I said i only wanted to dry some clothes that i got soaked in earlier this morning in ....................................................................................... Well she's back in 48 hrs ... Sunday is the big clean up .............. Trouble is i do need to do washing now, so i'll have to go around next door again (head hung in shame) she showed me how to use the dryer but not the washing cycle Ohh and i need to get some white emulsion and spotlight bulbs for the kitchen ceiling Slight accident with a tins of beans in a saucepan :innocent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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