mr lover Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, and he gives her one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 A chicken sandwich walks into a bar and the barman says "get lost we dont serve food here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Horse walks into a bar, the barmans says "Why such the long face?" I thank you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 A man walks into a bar........thats gotta hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, A beer please barman, and one for the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 A tribe of cannibals walk into a bar and then leave becuase they were in the wrong joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, "That's a nice shirt." The guy asks the bartender, "Who is that?" The bartender says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adman Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 What do you call a deer with no eye's? No eye-deer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adman Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 What do you call a deer with no eye's or no legs? Still no eye-deer...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 What do you call a deer with no eye's? No eye-deer.... What do you call a dead deer with no eye's still no eye deer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 What do you call a dead deer with no eye's still no eye deer repost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 i know but couldn't resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 i know but couldn't resist What telling the same joke in a different way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves... RUSSEL:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 but his was still alive just no legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 a foreign guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder barman says , where did you get that from? parrot says I won him in a raffle! Rich:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 What do you call a prostitute with no arms and no legs? Cash and carry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adman Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 can't believe tho ol' deer jokes still provoke so much reaction!! another few for you..... 2 snowmen standing in a field, one turns to the other and asks "do you smell carrot??" 2 parrots standing on a perch, one turns to the other and asks "do you smell fish??" did you hear about the guy who broke into dracula's cave? He got a bat in the mouth..... I"M HERE ALL WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Jewish window cleaner drops 50p...goes down the ladder to get it... And it hits him on the fooking head....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 What happend when Jesus went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked the f**k out of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 group of cannibals eating a clown and one says "does this taste funny to you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 What do you a fly with no wings? A walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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