MaveriK Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 7 kinds of sex Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. And dont forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on. I'll be here all week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 LOL. Like number 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Wicked :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouch got me Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Kitchen sex mmmmmmmmmm!!! Is it just me or do all guys have a thing about their partner doing dishes/cooking etc, and you can't walk past them without goosing them?!! maybe it's not just a male thing, she gooses me while i'm cooking!!! yeah baby!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Nice, like it, dude.... (and how true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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