monkey76364 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Bet its a repost but I love this one .... A man walks up to a female colleague in his office each day. Making a point of standing very close to her, he draws a deep breath through his nose, pauses, smiles, and tells her how wonderful her hair smells. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer. The woman marches into her supervisor's office, tells him about the "hair thing", and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man. The supervisor is puzzled, and struggles to understand what the problem is. He asks her, "What's sexually threatening about a man telling you that your hair smells nice?" The woman screams, "He's a dwarf!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 MUHHAHAHHA i like that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chiefvinso Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I don't get it? Did he carry a set of ladders or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I don't get it? Did he carry a set of ladders or something? ROLF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 ROLF What's rolf got to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 What's rolf got to do with it? Hes the dwarf pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Hes the dwarf pmsl Oh i see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 OK, this is now in the realms of the surreal.... whats the gag? I really don't get it..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 OK, this is now in the realms of the surreal.... whats the gag? I really don't get it..? He said her 'hair' smelt nice....he's a dwarf.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 He said her 'hair' smelt nice....he's a dwarf.... oh, I see.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 He said her 'hair' smelt nice....he's a dwarf.... Saying that.... how would he know if she had hair there lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Saying that.... how would he know if she had hair there lol Are you questioning your own bad joke now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Are you questioning your own bad joke now? urmmmm ...yeah lol she may have had itr waxed at the weekend, in that sense it wouldnt work would it !! oh well lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Maybe he meant her leg hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Maybe he meant her leg hair. Well if she had had the waxing... wouldnt she have had her legs done too !!!!! unless it is a lady-boy and just and the back sack and crak done lol:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Maybe she just had really really long ear hairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Maybe she just had really really long ear hairs? I think we are just tring to get more posts against your name lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sooper-supra Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 I think we are just tring to get more posts against your name lol How very dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Wouldn't Rolf the pervy dwarf really say something like "Your fanny smells reet gorgeous" rather than "Your hair smells nice" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 you would have thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Wouldn't Rolf the pervy dwarf really say something like "Your fanny smells reet gorgeous" rather than "Your hair smells nice" ? how do you know he's from Sheffield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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