jamesmark Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Is this the real life, is it the Methadone? Stuck in the Gorbals, gie's a shot o' yer mobile phone, Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me, Um just a Weedgie, gie me yer Sunny D, Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da', slash yer dug, ride yer Ma'! Any way the Clyde flows Disnae really matter tae me......tae me... Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam, I wiz Eccie'd oot ma heid, Noo the fckin' bastard's deid! Haw Maw, Um just oan parole, An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee.... Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh, Never meant tae steal yer purse, But if I'm no fu' o' Smack this time ra morra'. Kerry oot, Kerry oot! An we'll go oot oan the batter! Too late, the Drug Squad's here, Sends shivers doon ma spine, Gubbed 10 Jellies just in time, Goodbye a' ma muckers, I've got tae go, Got tae go and rip some wank fae up the scheme. Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh I'm jist a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all. I see a little silhouetto of a bam, Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a Kergo? Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightning to me! Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins... Magnifico oh oh oh oh! I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me, (He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!) Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea? Get tae fck, skanky slob, will ye get a job? For fcksake, No! I wullnae get a job! Get a job! For fcksake, I wullnae get a job! Get a job! For fcksake, Will you get a job? Get a job? Wullnae get a job! Get a job? Wullnae get a job, get a job! No, no, no, no, no, no, no..... Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap! Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me? For me, for meeeee!? So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye? So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die? Haw Bawbag, cannae dae this tae me Bawbag! Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut! Fck all really matters, Any cnut can see, Fck all really matters, Fck all really matters to me! Any way the Clyde flows.... Ssssshhhhhhhh....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 and no am not gonna translate it for all you english Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Typical Scot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 Typical Scot. you bloody stereotyper:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 we need u to sing this for us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 we need u to sing this for us... if i sing that, your ears will bleed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I would guess you are at work Sing it James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 I would guess you are at work Sing it James ok if i have time or if some one beats me to it i will translate it for all the people that are lost and confused tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Reading this thread I firmly believe that Hadrians Wall should be rebuilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Reading this thread I firmly believe that Hadrians Wall should be rebuilt. to keep you lot oot lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Is this the real life, is it the Methadone? Stuck in the Gorbals, gie's a shot o' yer mobile phone, stuck on the gorbals, give us a shot of your mobile phone Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me, open your wine and talk with someone like me Um just a Weedgie, gie me yer Sunny D, am just a glasgow man, give me your sunny D Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da', slash yer dug, ride yer Ma'! cause i will stab your pal, rip your dad, kinife your dog, shag your mum Any way the Clyde flows Disnae really matter tae me......tae me... doesn't really matter to me ...... to me Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam, hey mum, just stabbed some guy I wiz Eccie'd oot ma heid, i was ecstasy'd out my head Noo the fckin' bastard's deid! now the fucking bastard dead Haw Maw, Um just oan parole, hey mum am just on parole An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee.... an now i'm heading back to barlinie Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh, hey mum ooh oohooh ooh Never meant tae steal yer purse, never meant to steal your purse But if I'm no fu' o' Smack this time ra morra'. but if i am not full of cocaine this time tomorrow Kerry oot, Kerry oot! carry out carry out An we'll go oot oan the batter! and we will go out for a fight Too late, the Drug Squad's here, Sends shivers doon ma spine, Gubbed 10 Jellies just in time, took tem vallium just in time Goodbye a' ma muckers, I've got tae go, goodbye all my friends i have to go Got tae go and rip some wank fae up the scheme. got to go and rip some person from up the estate Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh hey mum ooh oohooh ooh I'm jist a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all. i'm just a druggie man, i sometimes think i have never been washed at all I see a little silhouetto of a bam, I see a little silhouetto of a man Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a Kergo? Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightning to me! Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins... Magnifico oh oh oh oh! I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me, (He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!) Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea? Get tae fck, skanky slob, will ye get a job? get to fuck your dirty man, will you get a job For fcksake, No! I wullnae get a job! for fuck sake no i wont get a job Get a job! For fcksake, I wullnae get a job! Get a job! For fcksake, Will you get a job? Get a job? Wullnae get a job! Get a job? Wullnae get a job, get a job! No, no, no, no, no, no, no..... Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap! Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me? For me, for meeeee!? So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye? So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die? Haw Bawbag, cannae dae this tae me Bawbag! Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut! Fck all really matters, Any cnut can see, Fck all really matters, Fck all really matters to me! Any way the Clyde flows.... Ssssshhhhhhhh....... for all the people who have trouble with some scots lingo, anyway i think you can work out the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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