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Is this the real life, is it the Methadone?

Stuck in the Gorbals, gie's a shot o' yer mobile phone,

Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me,

Um just a Weedgie, gie me yer Sunny D,

Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da', slash yer dug, ride yer Ma'!

Any way the Clyde flows

Disnae really matter tae me......tae me...

 

Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam,

I wiz Eccie'd oot ma heid,

Noo the fckin' bastard's deid!

Haw Maw, Um just oan parole,

An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee....

Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh,

Never meant tae steal yer purse,

But if I'm no fu' o' Smack this time ra morra'.

Kerry oot, Kerry oot!

An we'll go oot oan the batter!

 

Too late, the Drug Squad's here,

Sends shivers doon ma spine,

Gubbed 10 Jellies just in time,

Goodbye a' ma muckers, I've got tae go,

Got tae go and rip some wank fae up the scheme.

Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh

I'm jist a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all.

 

I see a little silhouetto of a bam,

Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a Kergo?

Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightning to me!

Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins...

Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

 

I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me,

(He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!)

Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea?

Get tae fck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?

For fcksake, No! I wullnae get a job!

Get a job! For fcksake, I wullnae get a job!

Get a job! For fcksake, Will you get a job?

Get a job? Wullnae get a job! Get a job?

Wullnae get a job, get a job!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.....

 

Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap!

Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?

For me, for meeeee!?

 

So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye?

So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die?

Haw Bawbag, cannae dae this tae me Bawbag!

Just wait till I'm oot,

just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!

 

Fck all really matters,

Any cnut can see,

Fck all really matters,

Fck all really matters to me!

Any way the Clyde flows....

Ssssshhhhhhhh.......

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Is this the real life, is it the Methadone?

Stuck in the Gorbals, gie's a shot o' yer mobile phone,

stuck on the gorbals, give us a shot of your mobile phone

Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me,

open your wine and talk with someone like me

Um just a Weedgie, gie me yer Sunny D,

am just a glasgow man, give me your sunny D

Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da', slash yer dug, ride yer Ma'!

cause i will stab your pal, rip your dad, kinife your dog, shag your mum

Any way the Clyde flows

Disnae really matter tae me......tae me...

doesn't really matter to me ...... to me

 

Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam,

hey mum, just stabbed some guy

I wiz Eccie'd oot ma heid,

i was ecstasy'd out my head

Noo the fckin' bastard's deid!

now the fucking bastard dead

Haw Maw, Um just oan parole,

hey mum am just on parole

An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee....

an now i'm heading back to barlinie

Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh,

hey mum ooh oohooh ooh

Never meant tae steal yer purse,

never meant to steal your purse

But if I'm no fu' o' Smack this time ra morra'.

but if i am not full of cocaine this time tomorrow

Kerry oot, Kerry oot!

carry out carry out

An we'll go oot oan the batter!

and we will go out for a fight

 

 

Too late, the Drug Squad's here,

Sends shivers doon ma spine,

Gubbed 10 Jellies just in time,

took tem vallium just in time

Goodbye a' ma muckers, I've got tae go,

goodbye all my friends i have to go

Got tae go and rip some wank fae up the scheme.

got to go and rip some person from up the estate

Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh

hey mum ooh oohooh ooh

I'm jist a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all.

i'm just a druggie man, i sometimes think i have never been washed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a bam,

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a Kergo?

Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very frightning to me!

Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins...

Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

 

I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me,

(He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!)

Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea?

Get tae fck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?

get to fuck your dirty man, will you get a job

For fcksake, No! I wullnae get a job!

for fuck sake no i wont get a job

Get a job! For fcksake, I wullnae get a job!

Get a job! For fcksake, Will you get a job?

Get a job? Wullnae get a job! Get a job?

Wullnae get a job, get a job!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.....

 

Oh gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea! gonorrhoea and the clap!

Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?

For me, for meeeee!?

 

So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye?

So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die?

Haw Bawbag, cannae dae this tae me Bawbag!

Just wait till I'm oot,

just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!

 

Fck all really matters,

Any cnut can see,

Fck all really matters,

Fck all really matters to me!

Any way the Clyde flows....

Ssssshhhhhhhh.......

 

 

for all the people who have trouble with some scots lingo, anyway i think you can work out the rest

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