raymanuk Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Questions: 1. Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your backside? 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? 6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? 8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom? 13. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? 14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 15. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? 16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? There is in mine:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Surely this is a respost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 17. Is the 'search' button dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 Granted it is an old one but how do you know I did not do a search first? I did a search for gynaecologist as not a word you would expect people to use a lot on here and came up with nothing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I did a search for gynaecologist That's a pretty fancy word for a forum where some people (more and more actually) have trouble spelling 'you are' or 'mate' Try 'gynecologist' and a few jokes come up:) Seriously, we had this list not too far back and people kept adding to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl0s Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 That's a pretty fancy word for a forum where some people (more and more actually) have trouble spelling 'you are' or 'mate' Try 'gynecologist' and a few jokes come up:) Seriously, we had this list not too far back and people kept adding to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 That's a pretty fancy word for a forum where some people (more and more actually) have trouble spelling 'you are' or 'mate' Try 'gynecologist' and a few jokes come up Seriously, we had this list not too far back and people kept adding to it Fair enough Did not notice the spelling TBH of gynecologist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Your spelling* is closer to the proper anglisation of the original 'ai'. ("ai" becomes "ae" in english, rather than "a" or "e") But that is small print, isn't it? * Ure spelin, doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raymanuk Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 Your spelling* is closer to the proper anglisation of the original 'ai'. ("ai" becomes "ae" in english, rather than "a" or "e") But that is small print, isn't it? * Ure spelin, doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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