Supralookin Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Q: What's pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff. Q: What's big, purple and scary? A: I don't know that's why I was asking. Q: I have 3 legs, 14 eyes, 6 heads and 5 arms. What am I? A: A liar. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Thought you were a bit! Two Parrots sat on a perch, one turns to the other and says “Can you smell fish?” Man 1: My dog’s got no nose! Man 2: How does he smell? Man 1: Of a wet carpet Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick! Q: What’s purple and cube-shaped? A: A purple cube. Q: What’s also purple and cube-shaped? A: Another purple cube. Q: What’s also purple and cube-shaped? A: A lemon in disguise! Two sausages in a frying pan One says, ‘bloody hot in here don’t you think?’ The other, stunned, ‘oh my god a talking sausage!!’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Well the description was accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 two fish in a tank, one turns to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?" whats blue and fluffy - Pink fluff with a cold. This reminds me - what happened to Ewen ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supralookin Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 two fish in a tank, one turns to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?" whats blue and fluffy - Pink fluff with a cold. This reminds me - what happened to Ewen ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 This reminds me - what happened to Ewen ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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