Charlotte Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Drunk Test Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 ok i aint even drunk and i cant say some of it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 ok so what the hell is Transubstantiate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 the top 8 i have trouble with anyway. i just cant spell wen iam drunk..........no thats not right ither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 can someone tell me what that is please???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckler Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 transubstantiate v.t. transmute. transubstantiation, n.; Theology, conversion of Communion bread and wine into body and blood of Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 can someone tell me what that is please???? yep will tell ya at abot midnight tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiefgroover Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I know a guy who can drink all day and say all of it...........except the "Thanks but I dont want to sleep with you" bit. He amazes everyone that after 11 pints of Guiness his speech is still good even if his legs are rubber lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamAhead Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I know a guy who can drink all day and say all of it...........except the "Thanks but I dont want to sleep with you" bit. He amazes everyone that after 11 pints of Guiness his speech is still good even if his legs are rubber lol. Good god 11 pints of Guiness thats 11 full meals is it not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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