Fifteen Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

[Bill Prawn]

FIFTEEN REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK.…

 

 

 

 

1. It's an incentive to show up.

 

 

2. It leads to more honest communications.

 

 

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

 

 

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

 

 

5. It encourages car pooling.

 

 

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

 

 

7. It eliminates holidays because people would rather come to work.

 

 

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

 

 

9. It makes the hospitality/canteen food taste better.

 

 

10. Management are more likely to hand out better pay increases when they are wasted.

 

 

11. Salary negotiations are a whole lot more profitable.

 

 

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar in the evenings.

 

 

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

 

 

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

 

 

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

[Pete]

Here here!

[Mike]

and any HR disputes can be resolved with the phrase "look, we've all had a drink"....