Dragonball Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 An Englishman is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??" Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course." Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Britain." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The Englishman listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??" Englishman: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chukling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Britain." After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have s@x in France?" Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk. Englishman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course." Englishman: "We don't. In Britain, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KaoriFan Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 very good !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Nice one Paul. Especially as we're all off to France in May... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonball Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Nice one Paul. Especially as we're all off to France in May... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 That's class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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