raymanuk Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 On the same subject - what's the difference between a woman and an oven? The oven doesn't fart when you put the meat in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 perfect need to make copies of that for the Holidays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getrag Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I wonder whats in those big red swollen sacks? I hope he comes down MY chimney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Eww Father Christmas. Don't like the idea of a jolly, fat man emptying his sack at the end of my bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Eww Father Christmas. Don't like the idea of a jolly, fat man emptying his sack at the end of my bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 You still have a little bit on your chin:rlol: lol tt steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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