Ewen Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 The birth of their first child was not a happy event...he had no arms, legs nor body, just a little head. Still, they loved him and as he got older he just got on with life. On his 18th birthday, Dad took him for his first pint. Dad sat him on the bar, or rather wedged his head between two pumps so it wouldnt roll off. Son has a pint of guinness, and suddenly his head sprouts a body...amazed, Dad gives him another pint, and wow, his new body sprouts a leg. Dad keeps on supplying the pints untill Son is complete, if not totally pissed. Son is so happy, he runs outside to test his new limbs and staggers into the road only to get squished by a bus. Dad is distraught, and the barman says "should of quit while he was a head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I thought it was heading for the "legless" pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 or the doctor called in the new mum and dad to look at baby. Sorry to tell you he has no arms, body, legs head etc ....on the bed was a big eyeball. The mum and dad said is there any more bad news....doc says well unfortunately hes blind! Ill get my coat. 52:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 not bad...u too oldies ewen, what u doing out and about earlier shouldnt u be working and not at mount batten arms area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolsius Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Did you hear that tampon makers are to replace the string on their productas with tinsel? Apparently its only for the Christmas period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSupra Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 They get worse:- Woman gives birth to a baby: Doc: Well there's good news and bad news Mother: What's the bad news? Doc: I'm sorry your baby's ginger Mother: Oh dear what's the good news? Doc: Don't worry it's dead! Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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