Steve Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Jesus in a bar. An Australian, an Irishman and a Liverpudlian are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle." Jesus then approaches the Liverpudlian who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus. The Liverpudlian shouts, "f*** off, I'm on disability benefit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 you are on a roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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adi2009 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaoriFan Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 lol, cool joke. nice to wake with a laugh good enough for new carla lane series set in Liverpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasuprauk Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I like that. ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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