Reasons why it is good to be a woman

[CJ]

My ex wife sent me this:

 

It is good to be a woman:

 

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

11. We will never regret piercing our ears

12. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

[Ewen]

[CJ]

I have to admit to having a wry smile when reading one or two.

[Ewen]

My ex wife sent me this:

 

 

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

QUOTE]

 

Too true there...Ive been told I look like Kermit on acid when dancing

[CJ]

My ex wife sent me this:

 

 

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

QUOTE]

 

Too true there...Ive been told I look like Kermit on acid when dancing

Yep, same here and also number 9 rings a bell

[SupraStar 3000]

Yep, same here and also number 9 rings a bell

 

yes, but isn't that classified under "benefits of being a man" aswell

 

we all do it. A quick check and fumble just to remind those hairy twins we havn't forgotten about them

[Ewen]

As I tend to wear my pants out from the inside, I 'swap sides' every hour to even the wear

[Supralookin]

But she didn't mention why a man inside her is good?

[sooper-supra]