MaveriK Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 So, a few years back on shift i was unlucky enough to get a crumpet stuck in a toaster that then burnt and set off the fire alarms on site, all the firemen turned up even though i begged them to stop the alert as i knew what the problem was, how small did i feel? So, here we are years on and i had got over my issues with toasters, i mean when was the last time anyone here got a piece stuck in there?. Yesterday, toast for lunch with no troubles at all, today, turn my back for a min, look around to see smoke coming out just as the alarms go off. I officially give up with toasters, they were obviously created by the devil himself just to taunt me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Was the toast a right off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptik Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I bet they're like the ones we've got here at work too. Big 'ol dirty chrome box with 6 'toast holes' in the top. Stupidly oversized lever that requires a monkey wrench to lower the toast in. I got my bit stuck in there once, smoke and all sorts......... .....The toast got jammed in there too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyJawa Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Just eat normal bread STEP AWAY FROM THE TOASTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted November 16, 2005 Author Share Posted November 16, 2005 Toast was DOA Martin R, much like my pants when i comprehended the severity of my situation. Thought of smuggling it out and doing a runner but not lucky enough to get away with that sort of thing. So, going down the fruit and cereal road now, lets see those set the alarms off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Sounds like you never gunna live it down. Best to change ur eating habbits i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Stupidly oversized lever that requires a monkey wrench to lower the toast in. Oi no fixing things with my family again ...leave the monkeys alone lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted November 16, 2005 Author Share Posted November 16, 2005 Even pink monkies?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Get a sandwich toaster instead, they don't smoke and much nicer.... cheese and beans?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 There all evil http://www.es-koennte-gut-werden.de/bw2004/bw118.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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