Ewen Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Havent had much stick lately, so take this...... Farmer buys some geneticaly modified grain and feed it to his chickens. Next morning he goes to collect the eggs, only to find they are absolutely massive...as he starts picking em up, he hears an enormous roar behind him. He turns round to see the Rooster has grown to 10 feet tall...after the initial shock, he has an idea - he gets a horse harness and attaches the giant rooster to his Land Rover, and with a slight crap of a whip, they are off and running down the track. The farmer decides to try this on the open road and heads off up the dual carriageway....he craps the whip twice this time and the giant rooster puts its head down and gallops off at 80 mph....three cracks of the whip and the rooster gets up to 150 mph. They wizz past a patrol car which starts to chase them so the farmer gives the rooster six cracks of the whip...the rooster roars and accelerates so violently that the harness snaps and it dissappears into the distance, the Land Rover coasting to a halt...the cops eventually pull up alongside, get out and ask why the farmer stopped as he would have easily outrun them... He could only reply 'my big 'ens gone' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Nearly spat my tea over my keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 i like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptik Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Joke lesson 101: This is a big end; And this is a big hen; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Nah, that's a man with a giant cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Thanks! - that is one BIG cock!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 LMAO brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Big cock or just a big end? I'm sure his wife loves him either way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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