penguin Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 > > > Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer >when > >he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a >little > >Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, You Sign! You sign!' >Behind him is > >an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in >complete > >amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. 'You Sign! You >sign!' > > > > > > Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', >and > >shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door >again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge >truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, >yelling, 'You sign! You sign!' > > > > > > Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the >little Chinese man > > > back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I >don't >want them!' Then > > > he slams the door in his face again. > > > > > > The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, >he > >hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the >same >little Chinese > >man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign! You >sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This >time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by >his shirt front and yells at him: > > > 'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the >wrong > >name! Who do you want to give these to?' > > > > > > > > > The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, >and > >says: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (It's a beauty) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (wait for it) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Get your best Chinese accent ready ..... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?' > > > > " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I bet the cobwebs were a bugger to brush off that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 1st time i heard it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 An old one but still a good one !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Golden (as in very rusty brown) oldie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bens747 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Very tired cos just back off holiday, think I'll go to sleep now, thanks for the tablet lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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