Strachanism's!!

[MaveriK]

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> * GORDON STRACHAN'S GREATEST QUOTES: *

 

>

 

> On Wayne Rooney : "Its an incredible rise to stardom, at 17 you're

 

> more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."

 

>

 

> Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the

 

> England squad?;

 

> Strachan: I dont care, I'm Scottish.

 

>

 

> Reporter: Gordon, can we have a quick word please?

 

> Strachan: Velocity [walks off]

 

>

 

> Reporter:Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are

 

> the right man to turn things around? Strachan: No. I was asked if I

 

> thought I was the right man for the job and I said, no, I think they

 

> should have got George Graham because I'm useless.

 

>

 

> Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?

 

> Strachan:You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

 

>

 

> On Augustine Delgado:

 

> Strachan:I've got more important things to think about. I've got a

 

> yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my

 

> priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

 

>

 

> Reporter:This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy

 

> to get your first win under your belt, won't you? Strachan:You're

 

> right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering

 

> that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

 

>

 

> Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

 

> Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,

 

>become

 

> an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it,

 

>yeah.

 

>

 

> Reporter:There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?

 

> Strachan:Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here.

 

> I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative

 

> man, down!

 

>

 

> Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?

 

> Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

 

>

 

> Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?

 

> Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

 

>

 

> Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were

 

> better than you today? Strachan:What areas? Mainly that big green one

 

> out there...

[peter richards]

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