Ewen Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 'So whats wrong with me, Doctor ?' 'You are overweight, smoke too much, totally unfit and are heading for an early grave' 'Thats a bit harsh Doc, I demand a second opinion' 'Very well, you are also f*****g ugly' Gladys has a heart attack in hostpital and 'dies' for a couple of minutes...she sees a bright light and hears Gods voice telling her 'wake up Gladys, it is not yet your time - you have another 30 years on Earth - wake up'...she comes to and is so happy she swears to live life to the full - once out, she treats herself to new breasts, liposuction, face-lift and bum-lift and she goes from brunette to platignum blonde...she comes out of the hairdressers and crosses the road and gets squished flat by a bus - she floats up to heaven, and as God meets her she says 'Whats going on, you said I had another 30 years !!'...God said, 'Christ, I didnt recognise you' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Bloody hell I laughed at the last one! That's a first -Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulrik Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 'Christ, I didnt recognise you' Hehe good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Ha ha - very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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