Soop Dogg Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Crikey! That's so old I read it in a Shakespearean accent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Te he. Never heard it before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soop Dogg Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 And that one's soooo old I think I fell off my dinosaur the first time I heard it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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