Asda Fun

[attilauk]

Fourteen Things a Man can do at Asda while his wife is taking her time:

 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

 

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

 

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:'Code 3 in Houseware... and see what happens.

 

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

 

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

 

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

 

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

 

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

 

11.Wander around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

 

12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through,say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

 

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor andassume the fetal position and scream NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

 

And last but not least:

 

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[leonv]

think i will try No. 12 as a laugh, let you know how i get on...hehe

[magicmatty]

All excellent...heading to Asda's now

[Faye]

Number 8 appeals

[monkey76364]

:

 

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

 

Now I know where to go if i get caught short !!

[Elliot]

Excellent!