monkey76364 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself rogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says......... "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicmatty Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Sweet..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane_stone Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Someones been watching Dave Spikey Live, methinks. Still funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntD Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 LMAO at leats it wasn't your wife/GF/mother on the other line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Peace Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 Pmsl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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